Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“‘Well, it’s right here,’ says Hapgood, opening the book. ‘It’s law 44
in the International Code. You’ll see it on page 100. It says: “The
straddle transfers the age from the ante man to the straddler,”’ and he
read it and showed it.
“The boys looked at one another for a little, as if nobody could say
anything, an’ I reckon they couldn’t right away, but finally Bassett he
spoke up, an’ he says: ‘We’ve started to play this here game accordin’
to the rules, an’ I reckon we’d better see it through for one deal,
anyhow. Pearsall, it’s your bet.’
“Pearsall he looked kind o’ faint, but he throwed in a chip, an’
Winterbottom seed it, an’ Bassett he come in, an’ Hapgood he raised it
ten. Then the boys seen their duty, an’ they done it for fair. The chips
was a dollar, an’ Pearsall he raised it twenty, an’ Winterbottom he
raised it forty, an’ Bassett he raised it eighty, makin’ about half a
million dollars on the table. Hapgood he throwed down his cards, an’
Pearsall an’ Winterbottom did likewise, so nobody found out what anybody
had.
“The next deal was about the same story, on’y they all come in, an’
after they’d coaxed Hapgood along till he’d put up a fair-sized stake,
they doubled upon him four times instead of three, an’ he throwed down
again.
“That brought it up to Hapgood’s deal, an’ I reckon he must ha’ been a
little rattled, seein’ how he wa’n’t likely to get much of a show, for
instead o’ dealin’ cards to all five players he on’y dealt out four
hands. O’ course, they all seen what he was doin’, but they kind o’
watched him to see if it wa’n’t some new sort of a trick out o’ that
book o’ his’n, an’ when he finished nobody moved to pick up his cards.
An’ still Hapgood didn’t seem to notice nothin’ out o’ the way, so
Bassett spoke up very mild an’ subdued like, ‘Ain’t that a misdeal,
stranger? You haven’t dealt Winterbottom any cards. He’s in the game,
ain’t he?’
“Then Hapgood seen what he’d done an’ picked up the deck again. ‘Oh,
no,’ he says, ‘it ain’t a misdeal. I’ll give him a hand,’ and he dealt
him one card off the top of the deck, another off the bottom, the next
off the top, the next off the bottom, and the next and last off the top.
“Then Winterbottom turned to me an’ says: ‘Greenhut, I wish you’d bring
me a drink o’ red liquor. I think I’m going to faint.’ I brought it to
him quick, for he did look pale, an’ he ain’t as young as he was. After
he’d swallowed it he says to Hapgood: ‘What in blue blazes is that sort
o’ monkey business you was just puttin’ up? Is there anything in that
extraordinary thing you call a book that says for you to do a thing like
that?’
“‘Why, certainly,’ says Hapgood. ‘You’ll find it in law 34 of the
International Code, on page 98. “If too few hands have been dealt or a
player has been omitted, the dealer shall supply the omission by dealing
the necessary number of cards alternately from the top and bottom of
the pack.” There it is. You can read it for yourself.’
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