Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Beats all,” he said, after awhile, “how folks lets go like that. Don’t
seem to have no sense o’ religion. The Good Book says, ‘Go to the ant,’
you sluggers. Consider her ways and be wise. Now, there ain’t no p’ints
about a ant that’s worth considerin’, ’cept their almighty
stick-to-it-iveness. Stands to reason, it means fer us to keep peggin’
away till we git there. ’F Si Walker’d on’y pegged like the ants does,
he mought ’a’ been rich an’ respected.
“There was Pete Kenney that dropped off’n a boat here some thirty year
ago an’ just stayed. There didn’t seem to be no reason why he should ’a’
come here in the first place, or why he should ’a’ stayed after he
arrove, but he did. Some said he must ’a’ dropped on to the boat by
accident somewheres up the river, an’ the captain put him off at the
first landin’, him not havin’ the regulation fare in his jeans. However
’twas, he come, an’ he remained. More’n that, he’s well fixed now an’
pays taxes.
“There warn’t no reason fer it, fer as anybody could see, ’ceptin’
Pete’s all-fired persistency. He was a bright enough sort o’ man an’
might ’a’ settled down in business fer himself, fer he got a job as
bartender down to the hotel an’ made money. They do say as how a steady,
industrious bartender in a hotel where there’s a good run o’ business
an’ a boss that drinks some himself, can have a saloon of his own in a
few years, an’ I reckon it’s pretty near true. I kept bar in a hotel
myself when I was young.
“That wa’n’t Pete’s lay, though. Pete used to say that there was one
way of establishin’ yourself in life that laid over any other, an’ that
was to hold a royal flush in a good stiff game o’ draw-poker. Then, he
says, it’s on’y a question o’ how much the others has got to inspire
their confidence, an’ how much they has to bet with that fixes the
amount to be gathered in, so’s’t a man can retire an’ be respectable fer
the rest of his natural life.
“Some on us reasoned with Pete at times about this. We told him that
royal flushes was sca’ce game, an’ that four of a kind was good enough
fer a careful player to get rich on, but Pete ’lowed that a royal flush
was the on’y thing a man could be dead sure of. Seems he’d had four
queens beat when he was young, an’ he’d l’arned consid’able caution from
th’ experience.
“‘As to a royal flush bein’ sca’ce,’ Pete says, ‘it stands to reason
that a man’s goin’ to get it sometime, if he plays long enough. Stick to
it,’ he says, ‘an’ sooner or later yer goin’ to git a royal flush. The
on’y thing needed is to stick to it.’
“Consequences was that Pete, havin’ found his theory of business
success, devoted himself to the workin’ on it out, with a persistency
that would ’a’ growed wool on a nigger’s heel ’f he’d devoted hisself to
that particular form of effort. Why, Pete’d give his nights an’ days to
poker. He never allowed business to interfere with a game, long’s he’d
money to play with.
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