Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“But there wa’n’t no movin’ of him, an’ we just had to leave him to the
error of his ways, an’ what we thought was the inevitable vengeance of
heaven. An’ the boys calculated that bein’ as how he was a
self-app’inted vessel o’ wrath, an’ bound to be skinned in the game as
long as he continnered to play it, it was a sort o’ missionary work to
assist in the skinnin’. Most of ’em devoted themselves to the missionary
work, too, with such holy zeal that Pete was broke most of the time.
“He was good grit, though. Nobody never heard him complain, for he
seemed to be sustained by a calm confidence in that royal flush, an’
every time he went broke he’d go back to work as chipper as a catfish
an’ stick to it till he had a stake to sit into the game with.
“That was another thing I used to talk to him about, while I was trying
to show him the error of his ways. ‘Supposin’ you do get a royal flush
sometime,’ I says, ‘how can you expect to get a legitimate profit out of
it, if you go broke all the time trying to get it? You won’t have no
money to bet with,’ I says.
“But all he ever said to that was, ‘Oh! the Lord will provide. You don’t
suppose things is goin’ to be so ordered, do ye, that heaven’s richest
blessin’ would come to a man, an’ him not have the means to back it up?’
Which was next door to blasphemy as I told him frequent, but he on’y
smiled. An’ when the time come, as it did finally, when his faith was
justified, an’ he reaped the reward o’ persistency, it were developed
that he had good reason to smile, for he had provided for that there
contingency with a wisdom compared to which the guile o’ the sarpent was
as the babblings o’ babes an’ sucklin’s. Oh! Pete was a polished article
even if we did size him up for a deluded fanatic all them years.
“It went on for a matter o’ fifteen year or more, an’ Pete’s royal flush
come to be a standin’ joke in town. Fellers would laugh about it every
time he set into a game, an’ it were esteemed a great piece o’ wit for
some feller to say, ‘I’ll bet a thousand to one in town lots that Pete
won’t get a royal flush to-night.’ ’Course, nobody ever took it up, but
everybody’d laugh, an’ Pete would laugh with ’em, for he was
good-natured, an’ he’d say, ‘I’ll get it sometime, boys, if I don’t
to-night.’
“An’ he did. If ever a man won success by long-continued, persistent
strugglin’ for it, Pete Kenney did, an’ things fell out about as he’d
always said they would. It were a pretty good game from the first, for
there was a couple o’ crossroads gamblers who’d come to town lookin’ for
blood, an’ it happened that there was two planters just back from New
Orleans with their crop money in their pockets, an’ they was lookin’ for
excitement. One of ’em knowed Pete an’ liked him an’ ast him to join in
the game that was started just about the time they got off at Arkansas
City here, an’ Pete havin’ a hundred in his clothes, just naturally did.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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