_Wat_. Uncommissioned?
_Ger._ If at all.
_Wat_. Well, I can't call it running any risk. What lines!--You will
let me drop in some day when you've got your model here?
_Ger._ Impossible.
_Wat_. You don't mean--?
_Ger._ I had no model.
_Wat_. No model? Ha! ha!--You must excuse me! (GER. _takes up the wet
sheet_.) I understand. Reasons. A little mystery enhances--eh?--is
convenient too--balks intrusion--throws the drapery over the
mignonette. I understand. (GER. _covers the clay_.) Oh! pray don't
carry out my figure. That _is_ a damper now!
_Ger._ I am not fond of acting the showman. You must excuse me: I am
busy.
_Wat_. Ah well!--some other time--when you've got on with her a bit.
Good morning. Ta, ta, Warren.
_Ger._ Good morning. This way, if you please. (_Shows him out by the
door to the street_.) How did the fellow find his way here?
_War._ I am the culprit, I'm sorry to say. He asked me for your
address, and I gave it him.
_Ger._ How long have you known him?
_War._ A month or two.
_Ger._ Don't bring him here again.
_War._ Don't say I _brought_ him. I didn't do that. But I'm afraid
you've not seen the last of him.
_Ger._ Oh yes, I have! Old Martha would let in anybody, but I've got a
man now.--William!
_Enter_ COL. GERVAISE _dressed as a servant_.
You didn't see the gentleman just gone, I'm afraid, William?
_Col. G._ No, sir.
_Ger._ Don't let in any one calling himself _Waterfield_.
_Col. G._ No, sir.
_Ger._ I'm going out with Mr. Warren. I shall be back shortly.
_Col. G._ Very well, sir. _Exit into the house_.
_Ger._ (_to_ WAR.) I can't touch clay again till I get that fellow out
of my head.
_War._ Come along, then.
_Exeunt_ GER. _and_ WAR.
_Re-enter_ COL. G. _polishing a boot. Regards it with
dissatisfaction_.
_Col. G._ Confound the thing! I wish it were a scabbard. When I think
I'm getting it all right--one rub more and it's gone dull again!
_The house-door opens slowly, and_ THOMAS _peeps cautiously in_.
_Th._ What sort of a plaze be this, maister?
_Col. G._ You ought to have asked that outside. How did you get in?
_Th._ By th' dur-hole. Iv yo leave th' dur oppen, th' dogs'll coom in.
_Col. G._ I must speak to Martha again. She _will_ leave the
street-door open!--Well, you needn't look so frightened. It ain't a
robbers' cave.
_Th._ That be more'n aw knaw--not for sartin sure, maister. Nobory mun
keawnt upon nobory up to Lonnon, they tells mo. But iv a gentleman
axes mo into his heawse, aw'm noan beawn to be afeard. Aw'll coom in,
for mayhap yo can help mo. It be a coorous plaze. What dun yo mak
here?
_Col. G._ What would you think now?
_Th._ It looks to mo like a mason's shed--a greight one.
_Col. G._ You're not so far wrong.
_Th._ (_advancing_). It do look a queer plaze. Aw be noan so sure
abeawt it. But they wonnot coot mo throat beout warnin'. Aw'll bother
noan. (_Sits down on the dais and wipes his face_.) Well, aw be a'most
weary.
_Col. G._ Is there anything I can do for you?
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