Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Ye had me there, Lizzie,” he said. “I hadn’t give a thought to the
chance o’ my lass settin’ up along o’ your lad when I gave you that there
advice, my dear. ’Tis as broad as ’tis long, that’s one thing—’twill be
but takin’ the brass out o’ one pocket and puttin’ it into another.
Blood’s thicker nor water, as ye said just now. I doubt we’ll agree very
well.”
“I doubt we shall,” said Mrs Wharton.
“Well, the first thing agreed on is that you an’ me is to be shouted
soon,” pursued Jim, smiling, “and next thing is to tackle the yoong
folks.”
“Reet,” said Mrs Wharton. “If you’ll have a quiet talk wi’ your lass at
arter we’re gone, I’ll say a word to our Luke while we’re goin’ home.”
“Nay,” cried the farmer, rising, “I’m never one for half-measures. Let’s
have the pair of ’em in now, and put it to ’em straight.”
Before Mrs Wharton had time to protest, he had thrown open the door, and
was shouting lustily for Luke and Maimie.
After a moment or two the young couple appeared, Maimie, rather pale and
inclined to be tearful, Luke, flushed and determined.
“Coom in, my lad,” shouted Barnes, clapping him cheerily on the back.
“Coom your ways in Maimie, too: we’n summat to tell ye.”
“An’ we’n summat to say, too,” said Luke, firmly. “Mother, I know very
well what you’re goin’ to say, an’ I’ll ha’ my say out first. You an’
Mester Barnes here are goin’ to make a match on’t. Well, Maimie an’ me
has been talkin’ a bit, an’ though we’re not wishful any way to hurt your
feelin’s, we’ve made up our minds, both on us, as we’ll not stop here to
have strangers set over us.”
Farmer Barnes whistled, and Mrs Wharton, whose wits, as has been said,
moved slowly, looked a trifle alarmed.
“So what we’ve settled,” continued Luke, resolutely, yet looking from his
mother to the farmer, with a kind of compassion, for he felt that the
blow which he found himself obliged to deal them, was of a staggering
nature, “what we’ve made up our minds to do is to get wed to each other
and go away to earn our own livin’s.”
“An’ a very good notion too,” said Jim approvingly, sidling the while
towards Mrs Wharton, and winking solemnly as he intercepted her somewhat
startled gaze. “’Tis a very good job as ye’ve settled the matter that
way, my lad—’twas the very thing me an’ your mother was thinkin’ o’
proposin’ to ye.”
“Eh, feyther, ye’d never be so cruel as to want to turn me fro’ the
door,” gasped Maimie, her ready tears bursting forth.
“Well,” exclaimed Luke, “an’ that’s a pretty thing, I will say. Have ye
the face to tell me, mother, as you an’ Mester Barnes had made it up
between ye to get shut of us—your own flesh ’an blood, for the sake o’
takin’ up wi’ each other?”
Barnes, who had by this time reached Mrs Wharton’s chair, gave her a
warning nudge with his elbow, and winked again.
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