Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Two daddies!” she said emphatically, adding after a pause. “Two daddies
and no mother—that’s what I’d like.”
“Poor little lass!” said John, with something like a groan. “I reckon
thou would; I doubt I can’t blame thee.”
“’Tis settled, then; I can keep her?” cried Joe eagerly.
“Ah,” returned John, backing towards the door, “’tis reet—yo’ can keep
her.”
As the door closed behind him, Jinny returned to her big elbow chair, and
once more taking possession of it, folded her hands on her lap and
announced triumphantly that she was the little missus.
“Bless thy bonny face,” cried Joe, “and so thou art.”
THE RULES O’ THE HOUSE
JINNY WHITESIDE had kept herself without being beholden to anybody since
she found herself an orphan at the age of twenty-eight. She took in
washing, she went out charing; during her spare hours she worked in her
garden; but her main source of income came from letting her two small
spare bedrooms. Her cottage was situated at such a convenient distance
from the little wayside station, that the constantly changing porters who
earned their living there, invariably became her lodgers.
One sunshiny May day the outgoing porter took leave of his
landlady—having been removed to a more important station—and after giving
him a hearty Godspeed, she stood watching his departing figure, until she
was presently hailed by the voice of the porter who had come to take his
place. Looking round, she observed that his eyes were fixed on her with
a gaze that was half-amused and half-enquiring. Jinny Whiteside was a
pleasant enough sight that bright morning. She wore the bedgown and
petticoat which many of her neighbours condemned as old-fashioned, but
which she would have scorned to discard; her print sleeves were rolled up
high on her sturdy arms, her fair hair shone like satin, and her sunburnt
face was smooth and comely still in spite of her five-and-thirty years.
“Good day to yo’, missus,” said the new porter.
“Good day,” returned Jinny, removing her arms from the gate on which she
had been leaning. “Yo’n coom about the lodging, I reckon?”
“How dun yo’ know that?” said he. “Theer’s other cotes i’ this place
besides yo’rs.”
“Cotes enough,” agreed Jinny. “Yo’ can go an’ see ’em if yo’n a mind.”
“I reckon I’ll have a look round here first,” retorted he. “’Tis a
pratty place, an’ I doubt by the looks on yo’ yo’re wan as ’ud mak’ a mon
comfortable.”
Jinny, with an unmoved face, led the way into the cottage and piloted him
upstairs, throwing open the door of the room just vacated by her last
lodger. The newcomer stepped past her with a laugh; the highest part of
the sloping ceiling touched his head.
“Not mich room to turn,” he observed.
“Yo’n no need to turn, wi’out it’s to turn in,” replied Jinny, surveying
him calmly, with her hand resting on her hip; “or mayhap,” she continued
reflectively, “yo’d fancy turnin’ out. I’m not one to beg and pray yo’
to lodge wi’ me again your will.”
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