Country life -- Fiction; Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Lancashire (England) -- Fiction; Short stories
“Mak’ the best use o’ yo’r legs, mon,” he exclaimed. “Yo’ have but ten
minutes to do the job. She’ll be gettin’ the bolt ready ’iled.”
Luke deemed it best to feign unconsciousness of the other’s meaning, and
went slouching out of the house with as much dignity as was compatible
with a devil-may-care aspect. He whistled loudly as he sauntered down
the lane, but once he had fairly left the inn and its occupants behind,
he took to his heels and ran. As he approached Jinny’s cottage, he
observed with alarm that there was no light in the kitchen windows,
though, as he sent the little gate swinging on its hinges, a faint ray
shot through the keyhole of the door. He lifted the latch but the door
did not yield. Then he struck the upper panel heavily with his clenched
fist.
“Yo’d best open this door, missus,” he shouted out, in a voice thick with
anger, “else I’d think nothin’ at all o’ breakin’ it down.”
There was a grinding of bolts within, and the door was flung open,
revealing Miss Whiteside, flat candlestick in hand.
“Now look yo’ here, missus,” cried Luke, propping the door open with his
broad shoulder, “a bargain’s a bargain! Half-past ten was the time yo’
named an’ it wants three minutes to that now.”
“It does nought o’ the kind,” responded Jinny indignantly. “Cuckoo’s
gone five minutes sin’.”
“Cuckoo’s wrong then,” retorted Luke roughly, and he dangled his watch in
the flickering light in order to confute her. Just as Jinny was shrilly
asserting her belief in the infallibility of her cuckoo, the church clock
struck the half-hour.
“Theer! What do yo’ mak’ o’ thot?” cried Luke, restoring his watch to
his fob, and stepping past her; “church clock can’t be wrong, can it?”
Jinny, unexpectedly confounded, fell to re-bolting the door again without
speaking, and her lodger, triumphant in the consciousness of having had
the last word, marched up to bed.
Luke was awake early on the following morning, yet, when he came
downstairs to draw up a bucketful of water from the well, he found that
his hostess must have been astir long before him. The kitchen had been
scrubbed and sanded, a bright fire burnt on the hearth, and a most
savoury smell of coffee and bacon greeted his nostrils. Moreover, Miss
Whiteside, kneeling before the fire, was toasting a large round of bread.
“Yon smells gradely,” said Luke, pausing in the doorway.
Jinny glanced over her shoulder.
“It’s yo’,” she remarked. “I got yo’r breakfast in good time, knowing
yo’ have to be on duty o’ mornin’s.”
“Coom,” said Kershaw with a gleeful swing of the bucket, “that’s reet. I
call that proper thoughtful. I reckoned I’d happen have to tak’ a bite
along wi’ me, seein’ it’s so early.”
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