Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other StoriesBarry, John Arthur
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Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories
Barry, John Arthur
Australia -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
‘And here you have,’ went on the traveller, ‘the gentle highwayman,
Claude Duval, stickin’ up the Duke of York’s coach on ’Oundslow ’Eath.
And here he is again, dancing under the moon with the Duchess.’ And so
he continued, setting forth in tempting sequence the glories of the
work, pausing at intervals to read aloud thrilling bits, and comment
upon them.
‘Where did you get it, mate?’ at length asked the cook.
‘Bought it in Atlanta,’ replied the other. ‘Fellow there’s got lots of
’em, and only thirty bob apiece. Cheap at double the price, I reckon,
considerin’ the amoun’ of readin’ in it.’
‘Ain’t no deliv’rin’ numbers, or signin’ ’greements, or any o’ that
game?’ asked one suspiciously. ‘’Cause if there is, we’re full.’
‘No,’ was the reply; ‘you pays your money and you takes your bargain.
But I don’t think you fellows’ll ever get the chance. I heard him say
he’d as soon face a mad bull as come to this station.’
The men, of whom the hut was now full, laughed; and said one,—
‘The chap as sells, out an’ out, an honest article like that un
needn’t be scared. It’s them coves as gets you to sign things, and
keeps sendin’ a lot o’ rotten trash, not a bit like what you seen
furst; an’ then comes, as flash as you please, summonsin’ of you an’
a-gettin’ of you bullyragged in Court—them’s the coves as we’ve got a
derry on. Let’s have another squint at that pitcher o’ Dick Turpin an’
Black Bess, mates.’
‘Give you five bob on your bargain!’ shouted a tall stockman,
presently, from the outer edge of the circle, where he had been
impatiently waiting for a look.
‘Couldn’t part with it,’ said the owner decidedly. ‘But I’ll tell you
what I will do. I’m going back to the township to-morrow. If the chap
ain’t gone, I’ll let him know he can sell a few here. He might venture
if you’ll all give your word not to go for him when he does come. He’s
got lots of others, too. There’s “The Bloody Robber of the Blue
Mountains,” and “The Pirate’s Bride,” and “The Boundin’ Outlaws of the
Backwoods,” and plenty more—all same price, and all pictures and
covers same as this one is.’
‘Right! Tell him to come! It was pay-day yesterday,’ yelled the crowd
unanimously.
‘Not a bad night’s work, I do believe,’ muttered the traveller to
himself, as he reluctantly stretched out on the hard bunk-boards. ‘I
hope, though, this confounded beard and moustache won’t come off while
I’m asleep, if I ever do get any on such a bed.’
PART II.
‘Is your life insured?’ ‘You’ll get sudden notice to vamose the
ranche, sir!’ ‘Mind the dogs!’ ‘Look out for whips!’ ‘You’ll lose your
stock!’
Such were some of the warnings and admonitions dealt out to Mr Potts
by his friends, as he heavily loaded his buggy preparatory to
starting for Barracaboo.
‘I’ll chance it!’ said he. ‘Haven’t sold a cent’s worth yet; and it’s
the only place I haven’t tried. They can’t very well kill a fellow,
anyhow. I’ll chance it; faint heart never won fair lady!’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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