Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other StoriesBarry, John Arthur
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Steve Brown's Bunyip, and Other Stories
Barry, John Arthur
Australia -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
Communication in these days was limited. Cantleville news arrived
_via_ Sydney, and the newspapers were a week old when delivered. So
that the team brought its own tidings home. They had not had a good
time. They had also been heavily fined, and they proposed to go afield
no more. The Blacksmith and the Saddler, who had ‘taken it out,’ were
the last to appear.
‘I suppose you play Rugby rules?’ had asked blandly the Secretary of
the C.F.C., as he curiously surveyed the ‘Bushies’ on their arrival.
‘No, we don’t,’ said the Blacksmith. ‘We plays Crupperton,’ and no
more questions were asked. But when it was seen what Crupperton rules
meant, backs, half-backs, forwards, and all the rest of it, struck and
refused to continue. Instead, they took to chaffing the ‘black and
white magpies.’
Whereupon, Crupperton, putting the question of football on one side,
went at its opponents _à la_ Saddlestrap. Their places, however, they
presently found taken by policemen. These latter every man handled to
the best of his ability, and had to pay for accordingly.
‘Shoo!’ said the Blacksmith, as he finished. ‘They’re nothin’ but a
lot o’ tiddleywinkers up there. Let’s have another match with
Saddlestrap.’
ON THE GRAND STAND.
A Pioneer Sketch.
There was a lot of men from up-country staying at the Kamilaroi. One
could easily tell them by their bronzed hands and faces, and creased
or brand-new clothes, from the city members of the well-known
Pastoralists’ Club.
‘Hello,’ suddenly exclaimed a fine-looking man, whose thick moustache
lay snow-white against the deep tan of his cheek, ‘here’s
Boorookoorora in the market! H’m, one hundred and sixty thousand sheep
(so they’ve got the jumbucks on it at last).... Capital homestead ...
stone-built house ... splendid garden and orchard. How things must
have changed out there since Wal Neville and Jimmy Carstairs and
myself took that country up, and lived for months at a time on damper,
bullock and pigweed in a bark humpy. Stone house and orchard! Well,
well,’ he concluded, laying down the newspaper with a sigh, ‘I hope
they haven’t disturbed the boys. I left them there sleeping quietly
enough side by side over five-and-twenty years ago.’
‘Shouldn’t have gone home and stayed away so long, Standish,’ here
remarked a friend. ’You’re out of touch altogether with our side now.
That’s the worst of being rich. D’rectly a fellow gets a pot of money
left him, off he must go “home.” But here’s Hatton.—Hatton, let me
introduce Mr Hugh Standish to you. He’s interested in your place.
First man to take it up; early pioneer, and all that sort of thing.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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