Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
in her mind all the rooms in her little box of a home. There was one,
convenient, appropriate, and secure--the store-room. No sooner said
than done. To see this fierce-looking Kickapoo clad in robes of
savagery, and gleaming in all the paint of the war-path, seated on
Miss Slopham's refrigerator, and looking about on either side with
barbaric curiosity at her array of shelves of jars and bottles, while
he ate raspberry jam out of a rare and elegant saucer with an
exquisite silver spoon, might have seemed a ludicrous spectacle to
anybody less austere than Miss Slopham. But she only gave a sigh of
relief, and softly turned the key, and went away to prepare for her
guests. Ogla-Moga did not miss her. He finished the saucer of jam,
and finished the jar, and then began explorations. He found various
relishes, condiments, and preserves, and what not, all of which he
tasted, some of which he enjoyed, and some of which he seemed to
objurgate in choice Kickapoo. At last--for his terrific figure was now
erect on the refrigerator--he saw something that sent a gleam of joy
across his fiery face. It was a dark bottle that bore an inscription
which he could not read, "S. O. P. Brandy." But there is one sense
which needs no education. He pulled out the cork, and put the mouth of
the bottle to his nostrils; then he smiled grimly, and straightway sat
down on the refrigerator.
The time had arrived for Miss Slopham to read her paper. Mr. Michst
claimed the attention of the company by tapping on a table with a
paper-knife. "Laties and shentlemen," said he, "we haf come here dis
efening as drue philossophers--not for our own selfish bleasure
enti-er-_lee_, but"--Mr. Margent looked uneasy, and fidgeted in his
chair--"in order to hellp in de solution of one of de great questions
of de day--de Indian question. I haf met some off dese obbressed and
downdrodden beoble. I know how amiable, how excellent, they are--like
little shildren dey haf lissened to me ven I haf talked to dem of de
_aura_ of Schrellenbach and de ofersoul--all vunder, and, I know, all
pelief. But I vill not take down de time. My young and pyootiful
friend, Miss Slobham" (the good, loyal man was sadly near-sighted),
"vill read to you, and I belief she vill have some derrible dings to
say."
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