Stories by English Authors: Africa (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories by English Authors: Africa (Selected by Scribners)
Africa -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Then the diggers returned to Gustav Werstein’s American Bar and
discussed the new arrival.
“I known Noomarket an’ Hascot an’ Hepson, an’ all the places where
swells goes in England,” said Jockey Bill, enthusiastically; “but never
one come there as pretty as she, stop my license if ther’ did.”
“Grand eyes, hain’t she?” said Tommy Dartmoor. “Regular fust-water ‘uns.
Here’s to ‘em!”
“And-a-hoof! See it peep below her gownd. S’ welp me ef it wer’ es big
as my ‘bacca-box!”
“An’ ‘er close, gentlemen! Made to measure, every thread on ‘em, I
allow.”
“She’s a lady, boys,” exclaimed he who had offered to see after a
funeral, “a reg’lar slap-up, high-toned, blow-yer-eyes-don’t-touch-me
lady; an’ as she sees fit to do the civil to this fellar”--striking
himself on the chest--“he’s just going to drop his professional name,
an’ arsk yer to call him Mister Samuel K. Gregson, Esquire. Play on
that.”
Next morning the inhabitants of Big Stone Hole were startled by reading
this announcement outside the cabin which Dan had resigned to Miss
Musgrave:
SINGING AND MUSIC TAUGHT.
LITERARY WORK DONE.
It was printed on a card, which was affixed to the door by means of a
drawing-pin, and from within came the sound of a contralto voice singing
to a guitar accompaniment. One by one the male residents of Big Stone
Hole drew near to that iron-roofed hut and stopped to listen; but after
commenting on the innovation in gleeful whispers--for guitar had never
twanged in that part of Africa before--they moved on to their work. No
consideration could cause them to neglect that. They might fritter away
the dull, rough gems when they had found them, but the lust of handling
diamonds once was the strongest passion they knew. And so the day’s
toil was not curtailed; but at the conclusion Miss Musgrave had an
application for instruction in music from every man in the camp, with
one exception. This one defaulter was Euchre Buck. He owned to having
no ear for music--thereby exhibiting more honesty than many of the
others--and confessed to knowing only two tunes, one of which was
“Hail Columbia,” and the other--wasn’t; and so he said he wanted some
“literary work done.” He proposed to Miss Musgrave that she should write
a history of his life at half a guinea a page, thereby--cute Yankee that
he was--thinking to appropriate the whole of her time.
But embarrassed by all these calls upon her, and obviously unable to
satisfy each of them, Miss Musgrave turned for help to the Scholar,
whom she appeared to regard as her special adviser; and he, promising a
solution of the difficulty in half an hour, drew off the whole crowd to
the American Bar, where the question was thrashed out in all its points.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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