English fiction -- 19th century; Ireland -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“Banshee the devil!” shouted Harry; “how superstitious you papists are!
I would like to see the phiz of any man, dead or alive, who dare make
his appearance here to-night.” And, seizing the blunderbuss, and looking
wickedly at Jack, he vociferated, “By Hercules, I would drive the
contents of this through their sowls who dare annoy us.”
“Better for you to shoot your mother than fire at the banshee, anyhow,”
remarked Jack.
“Psha!” said Harry, looking contemptuously at his companion. “I would
think no more of riddling the old jade’s hide than I would of throwing
off this tumbler;” and, to suit the action to the word, he drained off
another bumper of whisky-punch.
“Jack,” says Harry, “now that we are in such prime humour, will you give
us a song?”
“With all the veins of my heart,” says Jack. “What will it be?”
“Anything you please; your will must be my pleasure,” answered Harry.
Jack, after coughing and clearing his pipes, chanted forth, in a bold
and musical voice, a rude rigmarole called “The Royal Blackbird,” which,
although of no intrinsic merit, yet, as it expressed sentiments hostile
to British connection and British government and favourable to the house
of Stewart, was very popular amongst the Catholic peasantry of Ireland,
whilst, on the contrary, it was looked upon by the Protestants as highly
offensive and disloyal. Harry, however, wished his companion too well to
oppose the song, and he quietly awaited its conclusion.
“Bravo, Jack,” said Harry, as soon as the song was ended; “that you may
never lose your wind.”
“In the king’s name now I board you for another song,” says Jack.
Harry, without hesitation, recognised his friend’s right to demand a
return, and he instantly trolled forth, in a deep, sweet, and sonorous
voice, the following:
SONG.
“Ho, boys, I have a song divine!
Come, let us now in concert join,
And toast the bonny banks of Boyne--
The Boyne of ‘Glorious Memory.’
“On Boyne’s famed banks our fathers bled;
Boyne’s surges with their blood ran red;
And from the Boyne our foemen fled--
Intolerance, chains, and slavery.
“Dark superstition’s blood-stained sons
Pressed on, but ‘crack’ went William’s guns,
And soon the gloomy monster runs--
Fell, hydra-headed bigotry.
“Then fill your glasses high and fair,
Let shouts of triumph rend the air,
Whilst Georgy fills the regal chair
We’ll never bow to Popery.”
Jack, whose countenance had, from the commencement of the song,
indicated his aversion to the sentiments it expressed, now lost all
patience at hearing his darling “Popery” impugned, and, seizing one of
the pistols which lay on the table and whirling it over his comrade’s
head, swore vehemently that he would “fracture his skull if he did not
instantly drop that blackguard Orange lampoon.”
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