Stories by English Authors: London (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories by English Authors: London (Selected by Scribners)
London (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Helen looked, and a loud cry broke from her lips. The old man was dead.
THE OMNIBUS, By Quiller-Couch
All that follows was spoken in a small tavern, a stone’s throw from
Cheapside, the day before I left London. It was spoken in a dull voice,
across a greasy table-cloth, and amid an atmosphere so thick with the
reek of cooking that one longed to change it for the torrid street
again, to broil in an ampler furnace. Old Tom Pickford spoke it, who has
been a clerk for fifty-two years in Tweedy’s East India warehouse,
and in all that time has never been out of London, but when he takes a
holiday spends it in hanging about Tweedy’s, and observing that unlovely
place of business from the outside. The dust, if not the iron, of
Tweedy’s has entered into his soul; and Tweedy’s young men know him
as “the Mastodon.” He is a thin, bald septuagenarian, with sloping
shoulders, and a habit of regarding the pavement when he walks, so that
he seems to steer his way by instinct rather than sight. In general
he keeps silence while eating his chop; and on this occasion there was
something unnatural in his utterance, a divorce of manner between the
speaker and his words, such as one would expect in a sibyl disclaiming
under stress of the god. I fancied it had something to do with a black
necktie that he wore instead of the blue bird’s-eye cravat familiar to
Tweedy’s, and with his extraordinary conduct in refusing to-day the chop
that the waiter brought, and limiting his lunch to cheese and lettuce.
Having pulled the lettuce to pieces, he pushed himself back a
little from the table, looked over his spectacles at me, then at the
table-cloth, and began in a dreamy voice:
“Old Gabriel is dead. I heard the news at the office this morning,
and went out and bought a black tie. I am the oldest man in Tweedy’s
now--older by six years than Sam Collins, who comes next; so there is no
mistake about it. Sam is looking for the place; I saw it in his eye
when he told me, and I expect he’ll get it. But I’m the oldest clerk in
Tweedy’s. Only God Almighty can alter that, and it’s very satisfactory
to me. I don’t care about the money. Sam Collins will be stuck up over
it, like enough; but he’ll never write a hand like Gabriel’s, not if
he lives to be a hundred; and he knows it, and knows I’ll be there to
remind him of it. Gabriel’s was a beautiful fist--so small, too, if he
chose. Why, once, in his spare hours, he wrote out all the Psalms, with
the headings, on one side of a folio sheet, and had it framed and hung
up in his parlour, out at Shepherd’s Bush. He died in the night--oh yes,
quite easily. He was down at the office all yesterday, and spoke to me
as brisk as a bird. They found him dead in his bed this morning.
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