Stories by English Authors: The Orient (Selected by Scribners)
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Stories by English Authors: The Orient (Selected by Scribners)
Fiction; Short stories
Mr. Colborn gave him sixpence; and he gave Annie a great many kisses,
declaring, with uncommon thoughtlessness, that whatever she did was
right, and that she could give the king all his house, and Australia to
boot. Whereon King Billy smiled a smile that was portentous, and showed
his teeth to the uttermost recesses of his ample mouth. Looking down, he
surveyed the rest of his clothes, which in parts resembled the child’s
definition of a net as a lot of holes tied together with string, and,
looking up, he inspected Mr. Colborn as if estimating the resources of
his wardrobe. But being urgently smitten with the necessity of getting
rid of his sixpence, he shambled off into the town. Other matters might
wait; that admitted of no delay.
The mind of King Billy was not a big mind; it would no more have taken
in an abstract idea than his _gunyah_ would have accommodated a grand
piano. He was as simple as sunlight, and to resolve his intellect into
seven colours would want the most ingenious spectroscope. But he could
make an inference from a positive fact, and, having made it, he did not
allow more remote deductions to trouble his legitimate conclusion. He
ceased to fear Mr. Colborn, and began to look upon the magistrate’s
property as if it were at least half his own. So he got very drunk
on the hospitality of a new chum miner who had been successful, and
presently, presuming on his new possessions, got into a fight with
his entertainer and a disrespectful subking of his own blacks, and was
reduced to worse rags than ever.
Next morning he sat outside the magistrate’s house, on the lowest log he
could find, and when Mr. Colborn came out he tackled him with the air of
a subject king demanding redress of his suzerain.
“Well, Billy, what is it?” asked the suzerain.
“You belong gublement?” said Billy the king, with a question, an implied
doubt, and a great complaint in his voice. Colborn laughed.
“Why, yes, Billy; I belong to the government, I suppose.”
“Then,” said Billy, “what you say to white fellow make ‘um black fellow
drunk, knock ‘um all about? Call you that gublement?” And he showed his
kingly robe, which had once been a frock-coat, with great disgust.
However, he met with no favour, and was told that he should not get
drunk--that it served him right; with which magisterial decision Colborn
got on his horse and rode off to the flat.
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