_Thirdly._ The subject chosen ought to be in good health; for it is
absolutely barbarous to murder a sick person, who is usually quite
unable to bear it. On this principle, no cockney ought to be chosen who
is above twenty-five, for after that age he is sure to be dyspeptic. Or
at least, if a man will hunt in that warren, he ought to murder a couple
at one time; if the cockneys chosen should be tailors, he will of course
think it his duty, on the old-established equation, to murder eighteen.
And, here, in this attention to the comfort of sick people, you will
observe the usual effect of a fine art to soften and refine the
feelings. The world in general, gentlemen, are very bloody-minded; and
all they want in a murder is a copious effusion of blood; gaudy display
in this point is enough for _them_. But the enlightened connoisseur is
more refined in his taste; and from our art, as from all the other
liberal arts when thoroughly cultivated, the result is, to improve and
to humanize the heart; so true is it, that
“Ingenuas didicisse fideliter artes,
Emollit mores, nec sinit esse feros.”
A philosophic friend, well known for his philanthropy and general
benignity, suggests that the subject chosen ought also to have a family
of young children wholly dependent on his exertions, by way of deepening
the pathos. And, undoubtedly, this is a judicious caution. Yet I would
not insist too keenly on this condition. Severe good taste
unquestionably demands it; but still, where the man was otherwise
unobjectionable in point of morals and health, I would not look with too
curious a jealousy to a restriction which might have the effect of
narrowing the artist’s sphere.
So much for the person. As to the time, the place, and the tools, I have
many things to say, which at present I have no room for. The good sense
of the practitioner has usually directed him to night and privacy. Yet
there have not been wanting cases where this rule was departed from with
excellent effect. In respect to time, Mrs. Ruscombe’s case is a
beautiful exception, which I have already noticed; and in respect both
to time and place, there is a fine exception in the annals of Edinburgh
(year 1805), familiar to every child in Edinburgh, but which has
unaccountably been defrauded of its due portion of fame amongst English
amateurs. The case I mean is that of a porter to one of the banks, who
was murdered whilst carrying a bag of money, in broad daylight, on
turning out of the High Street, one of the most public streets in
Europe, and the murderer is to this hour undiscovered.
“Sed fugit interea, fugit irreparabile tempus,
Singula dum capti circumvectamur amore.”
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