Arter he had been mad for a week--in a state of mind, in short, in
which, if I had let him sit on the organ for only two minutes, I believe
he would have bust--but we kept the organ from him--Mr. Chops come round
and behaved liberal and beautiful to all. He then sent for a young man
he knowed, as had a wery genteel appearance and was a Bonnet at a
gaming-booth (most respectable brought up, father havin been imminent in
the livery-stable line, but unfort’nate in a commercial crisis through
paintin a old gray, ginger-bay, and sellin him with a pedigree), and Mr.
Chops said this to Bonnet, who said his name was Normandy, which it
wasn’t:--
“Normandy, I’m going into society. Will you go with me?”
Says Normandy: “Do I understand you, Mr. Chops, to hintimate that the
’ole of the expenses of that move will be borne by yourself?”
“Correct,” says Mr. Chops. “And you shall have a princely allowance
too.”
The Bonnet lifted Mr. Chops upon a chair to shake hands with him, and
replied in poetry, his eyes seemingly full of tears:--
“My boat is on the shore,
And my bark is on the sea,
And I do not ask for more,
But I’ll go--along with thee.”
They went into society, in a chaise and four grays, with silk jackets.
They took lodgings in Pall Mall, London, and they blazed away.
In consequence of a note that was brought to Bartlemy Fair in the
autumn of next year by a servant, most wonderful got up in milk-white
cords and tops, I cleaned myself and went to Pall Mall, one evening
appinted. The gentlemen was at their wine arter dinner, and Mr. Chops’s
eyes was more fixed in that Ed of his than I thought good for him. There
was three of ’em (in company, I mean), and I knowed the third well. When
last met, he had on a white Roman shirt, and a bishop’s mitre covered
with leopard-skin, and played the clarionet all wrong, in a band, at a
wild-beast show.
This gent took on not to know me, and Mr. Chops said: “Gentlemen, this
is an old friend of former days”; and Normandy looked at me through a
eyeglass, and said, “Magsman, glad to see ye!” which I’ll take my oath
he wasn’t. Mr. Chops, to get him convenient to the table, had his chair
on a throne, much of the form of George Fourth’s in the canvas, but he
hardly appeared to me to be King there in any other pint of view, for
his two gentlemen ordered about like emperors. They was all dressed like
May-day--gorgeous!--and as to wine, they swam in all sorts.
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