“Tum,” says he, in his dog-Latin life of
himself,--
“Tum venit in mentem mihi Dorislaus et Ascham;
Tanquam proscripto terror ubique aderat.”
And accordingly he ran home to England. Now, certainly, it is very true
that a man deserved a cudgelling for writing Leviathan; and two or three
cudgellings for writing a pentameter ending so villanously as, “terror
ubique aderat”! But no man ever thought him worthy of anything beyond
cudgelling. And, in fact, the whole story is a bounce of his own. For,
in a most abusive letter which he wrote “to a learned person” (meaning
Wallis the mathematician), he gives quite another account of the matter,
and says (p. 8), he ran home “because he would not trust his safety with
the French clergy”; insinuating that he was likely to be murdered for
his religion, which would have been a high joke indeed,--Tom’s being
brought to the stake for religion.
Bounce or not bounce, however, certain it is, that Hobbes, to the end of
his life, feared that somebody would murder him. This is proved by the
story I am going to tell you: it is not from a manuscript, but (as Mr.
Coleridge says) it is as good as manuscript; for it comes from a book
now entirely forgotten, namely, “The Creed of Mr. Hobbes Examined; in a
Conference between him and a Student in Divinity” (published about ten
years before Hobbes’s death). The book is anonymous, but it was written
by Tennison, the same who, about thirty years after, succeeded Tillotson
as Archbishop of Canterbury. The introductory anecdote is as follows: “A
certain divine, it seems (no doubt Tennison himself), took an annual
tour of one month to different parts of the island. In one of these
excursions (1670) he visited the Peak in Derbyshire, partly in
consequence of Hobbes’s description of it. Being in that neighborhood,
he could not but pay a visit to Buxton; and at the very moment of his
arrival, he was fortunate enough to find a party of gentlemen
dismounting at the inn door, amongst whom was a long, thin fellow, who
turned out to be no less a person than Mr. Hobbes, who probably had
ridden over from Chatsworth. Meeting so great a lion, a tourist, in
search of the picturesque, could do no less than present himself in the
character of bore. And luckily for this scheme, two of Mr. Hobbes’s
companions were suddenly summoned away by express; so that, for the rest
of his stay at Buxton, he had Leviathan entirely to himself, and had the
honor of bowsing with him in the evening. Hobbes, it seems, at first
showed a good deal of stiffness, for he was shy of divines; but this
wore off, and he became very sociable and funny, and they agreed to go
into the bath together. How Tennison could venture to gambol in the same
water with Leviathan, I cannot explain; but so it was: they frolicked
about like two dolphins, though Hobbes must have been as old as the
hills; and in those intervals wherein they abstained from swimming and
plunging themselves” (i. e. diving) “they discoursed of many things
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