Why they had betaken themselves to this particular tavern in preference
to that generally used by them, who can say. Perhaps--as Peter Simple's
coachman remarked on that occasion when Peter first made acquaintance
with Portsmouth--perhaps it was because they had too often "forgotten to
pay for their breakfastesses" at the "Blue Posts," and had not the
wherewithal to pay up arrears. In any case, here they were, and,
midshipman-like, during their stay they had recklessly run up a larger
bill than they had means to settle. There was no possibility of
following the course recommended by the drunken sailor, namely, to "cut
and run," for the landlady of the inn was much too astute a personage to
make that a possibility, and she had too little faith in human nature
generally, and in that of midshipmen in particular, to let her consent
to wait for her money till time and the end of their cruise again
brought their frigate back to Portsmouth. Pay they _must_, by some means
or other, for already the Blue Peter was flying at the fore and the
_Sirius_ would sail at daylight. If she sailed without them it was very
plain that there was an end of their career in the Navy--they would be
"broke." Small wonder that the three middies were in the last stage of
gloom. Their entire possessions, money and clothes, could not cover one
half of what they owed, and every compromise had been rejected by the
obdurate landlady. Appeal to their friends was useless, for time did not
admit of an answer being received before the ship sailed. And escape was
hopeless, for the one window that the room possessed was heavily barred,
the door carefully locked, and the key kept in the capacious pocket of
the landlady.
It was the very deuce of a situation--the devil to pay and no pitch hot.
Again and again as the evening wore on they discussed possibilities;
again and again the same conclusion was arrived at. Hope was dead. No
doubt in the end their friends might pay up, but they groaned as the
certainty forced itself on them that their career at sea was as good as
over. If only they had been entitled to any prize-money! But
prize-money there was none, and the few guineas each had had from home
had long been idly squandered.
"We're done, my boys; we're done! Oh, Lord, what swabs we have been!"
cried the senior of the three with a groan, laying his head on the
table.
"Oh, never say die!" said another, a cheery-faced, ruddy lad with a
noticeable Scottish accent. "I've been in as tight a hole before and got
out of it all right. We've a few hours yet to come and go on.
Something's pretty sure to turn up."
As he spoke the key was put in the door, and in came the landlady.
"Well! wot's it goin' to be? Am I to get that there money you owes me,
or am I not? You ain't got much time for shilly-shallyin', I can tell
you, young gentlemen. An' paid I'm agoin' to be, one way or other."
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