Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four MillionHenry, O.
Philosophy
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
Henry, O.
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Only on the lower East Side of New York do the houses of Capulet and
Montagu survive. There they do not fight by the book of arithmetic. If
you but bite your thumb at an upholder of your opposing house you have
work cut out for your steel. On Broadway you may drag your man along a
dozen blocks by his nose, and he will only bawl for the watch; but in
the domain of the East Side Tybalts and Mercutios you must observe the
niceties of deportment to the wink of any eyelash and to an inch of
elbow room at the bar when its patrons include foes of your house and
kin.
So, when Eddie McManus, known to the Capulets as Cork McManus, drifted
into Dutch Mike’s for a stein of beer, and came upon a bunch of
Montagus making merry with the suds, he began to observe the strictest
parliamentary rules. Courtesy forbade his leaving the saloon with his
thirst unslaked; caution steered him to a place at the bar where the
mirror supplied the cognizance of the enemy’s movements that his
indifferent gaze seemed to disdain; experience whispered to him that
the finger of trouble would be busy among the chattering steins at
Dutch Mike’s that night. Close by his side drew Brick Cleary, his
Mercutio, companion of his perambulations. Thus they stood, four of the
Mulberry Hill Gang and two of the Dry Dock Gang, minding their P’s and
Q’s so solicitously that Dutch Mike kept one eye on his customers and
the other on an open space beneath his bar in which it was his custom
to seek safety whenever the ominous politeness of the rival
associations congealed into the shapes of bullets and cold steel.
But we have not to do with the wars of the Mulberry Hills and the Dry
Docks. We must to Rooney’s, where, on the most blighted dead branch of
the tree of life, a little pale orchid shall bloom.
Overstrained etiquette at last gave way. It is not known who first
overstepped the bounds of punctilio; but the consequences were
immediate. Buck Malone, of the Mulberry Hills, with a Dewey-like
swiftness, got an eight-inch gun swung round from his hurricane deck.
But McManus’s simile must be the torpedo. He glided in under the guns
and slipped a scant three inches of knife blade between the ribs of the
Mulberry Hill cruiser. Meanwhile Brick Cleary, a devotee to strategy,
had skimmed across the lunch counter and thrown the switch of the
electrics, leaving the combat to be waged by the light of gunfire
alone. Dutch Mike crawled from his haven and ran into the street crying
for the watch instead of for a Shakespeare to immortalize the Cimmerian
shindy.
The cop came, and found a prostrate, bleeding Montagu supported by
three distrait and reticent followers of the House. Faithful to the
ethics of the gangs, no one knew whence the hurt came. There was no
Capulet to be seen.
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