Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four MillionHenry, O.
Philosophy
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
Henry, O.
New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Rooney’s,” said the girl, softened at once by his amends, “is the only
place I know where a lady can smoke. Maybe it ain’t a nice habit, but
aunty lets us at home. And my name ain’t Maudy, if you please; it’s
Ruby Delamere.”
“That’s a swell handle,” said Cork approvingly. “Mine’s
McManus—Cor—er—Eddie McManus.”
“Oh, you can’t help that,” laughed Ruby. “Don’t apologize.”
Cork looked seriously at the big clock on Rooney’s wall. The girl’s
ubiquitous eyes took in the movement.
“I know it’s late,” she said, reaching for her bag; “but you know how
you want a smoke when you want one. Ain’t Rooney’s all right? I never
saw anything wrong here. This is twice I’ve been in. I work in a
bookbindery on Third Avenue. A lot of us girls have been working
overtime three nights a week. They won’t let you smoke there, of
course. I just dropped in here on my way home for a puff. Ain’t it all
right in here? If it ain’t, I won’t come any more.”
“It’s a little bit late for you to be out alone anywhere,” said Cork.
“I’m not wise to this particular joint; but anyhow you don’t want to
have your picture taken in it for a present to your Sunday School
teacher. Have one more beer, and then say I take you home.”
“But I don’t know you,” said the girl, with fine scrupulosity. “I don’t
accept the company of gentlemen I ain’t acquainted with. My aunt never
would allow that.”
“Why,” said Cork McManus, pulling his ear, “I’m the latest thing in
suitings with side vents and bell skirt when it comes to escortin’ a
lady. You bet you’ll find me all right, Ruby. And I’ll give you a tip
as to who I am. My governor is one of the hottest cross-buns of the
Wall Street push. Morgan’s cab horse casts a shoe every time the old
man sticks his head out the window. Me! Well, I’m in trainin’ down the
Street. The old man’s goin’ to put a seat on the Stock Exchange in my
stockin’ my next birthday. But it all sounds like a lemon to me. What I
like is golf and yachtin’ and—er—well, say a corkin’ fast ten-round
bout between welter-weights with walkin’ gloves.”
“I guess you can walk to the door with me,” said the girl hesitatingly,
but with a certain pleased flutter. “Still I never heard anything extra
good about Wall Street brokers, or sports who go to prize fights,
either. Ain’t you got any other recommendations?”
“I think you’re the swellest looker I’ve had my lamps on in little old
New York,” said Cork impressively.
“That’ll be about enough of that, now. Ain’t you the kidder!” She
modified her chiding words by a deep, long, beaming, smile-embellished
look at her cavalier. “We’ll drink our beer before we go, ha?”
A waiter sang. The tobacco smoke grew denser, drifting and rising in
spirals, waves, tilted layers, cumulus clouds, cataracts and suspended
fogs like some fifth element created from the ribs of the ancient four.
Laughter and chat grew louder, stimulated by Rooney’s liquids and
Rooney’s gallant hospitality to Lady Nicotine.
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