DEAR SIR: I wish to return at once to England to the Cissel Hotel. You told me not to take my wife back after the courts here had granted me a divorce, so I look to you to just please come on here in person and have me released, as the United States Senate has given permission for you to come and release me. I am the young man that rescued you from drowning at River View, and after telling you my case you advised me to get a divorce. The guests from the hotel were wishing for me to return when on here, as also my family. Please find enclosed check for your expenses and give prompt action. Very respectfully, (W. H. M.) HOWARD HALL, Washington, D.C. The check:-- U. S. Treasury, Pa. Ave. and 15th Street. WASHINGTON, D.C., October 1, 1914. Please pay to King George of England Ten Thousand Dollars for professional services. $10,000 W. H. M. Thus by the mere stroke of the pen he, a poor mortal accused of murder and indefinitely confined to an institution, succeeds in putting himself in touch with King George, in drawing _ad libitum_ upon the United States Treasury, in ridding himself of the wife whom he accuses of infidelity, and in annihilating old age by styling himself "The young man," when in reality he is fifty-seven years of age at present. His belief in these statements is absolutely unshakable, notwithstanding the fact that he retains a clear orientation concerning his immediate environment, and thus has the actual state of his affairs constantly forced to his attention. His grandiose compensation has such dimensions as to gratify every imaginable wish of his. He came here because he was divorced from his wife, not because of any crime he had committed. He is the son of the supervisor in charge of this building. He owns this institution and built it for a place in which he could count his money. He had forty-six wagon-loads of this. He will live 250 years, because he has taken the severest punishment to secure this. He refuses to assist with the ward work, because he pays $1.50 a day for board and is not supposed to do any work. He was brought here to select a woman for his wife. They brought him a lot of blue-eyed blondes and also a lot of Baltimore and St. Louis beauties, etc. W. H. M., Owner, Washington Asylum, 5000 Branch Hospitals, five million employees. ANACOSTIA, D.C., Fri., Nov. 6, 1914. DEAR MR. PRESIDENT: I came over here to take out forty-six wagons loaded with greenbacks. I respectfully had it arranged to have the Senate hold me here on account of so much wealth until I thought it safe to return. Please sign this and return it by mail. The Senate ordered me to write it to you, as there is no crime against me. WASHINGTON, D.C., Fri., Nov. 6, 1914. DR. W. AND STAFF OFFICERS OF WASHINGTON ASYLUM: