Domestic fiction; Short stories; Suburban life -- Fiction
But in the mean time I neglect the momentous history which I have
proposed to write, and leave my day's pleasurers to fade into the
background of a fantastic portrait. The truth is, I cannot look without
pain upon the discomforts which they suffer at this stage of their
joyous enterprise. At the best, the portables of such a party are apt
to be grievous embarrassments: a package of shawls and parasols and
umbrellas and India-rubbers, however neatly made up at first, quickly
degenerates into a shapeless mass, which has finally to be carried with
as great tenderness as an ailing child; and the lunch is pretty sure to
overflow the hand-bags and to eddy about you in paper parcels; while the
bottle of claret, that bulges the side of one of the bags, and
“That will show itself without,”
defying your attempts to look as it were cold tea, gives a crushing
touch of disreputability to the whole affair. Add to this the fact that
but half the party have seats, and that the others have to sway and
totter about the car in that sudden contact with all varieties of
fellow-men, to which we are accustomed in the cars, and you must allow
that these poor merrymakers have reasons enough to rejoice when this
part of their day's pleasure is over. They are so plainly bent upon a
sail down the Harbor, that before they leave the car they become
objects of public interest, and are at last made to give some account of
themselves.
“Going for a sail, I presume?” says a person hitherto in conversation
with the conductor. “Well, I wouldn't mind a sail myself to-day.”
“Yes,” answers the head of the party, “going to Gloucester.”
“Guess not,” says, very coldly and decidedly, one of the passengers,
who is reading that morning's “Advertiser;” and when the subject of this
surmise looks at him for explanations, he adds, “The City Council has
chartered the boat for to-day.”
Upon this the excursionists fall into great dismay and bitterness, and
upbraid the City Council, and wonder why last night's “Transcript” said
nothing about its oppressive action, and generally bewail their fate.
But at last they resolve to go somewhere, and, being set down, they make
up their warring minds upon Nahant, for the Nahant boat leaves the wharf
nearest them; and so they hurry away to India Wharf, amidst barrels and
bales and boxes and hacks and trucks, with interminable string-teams
passing before them at every crossing.
“At any rate,” says the leader of the expedition, “we shall see the
Gardens of Maolis,--those enchanted gardens which have fairly been
advertised into my dreams, and where I've been told,” he continues,
with an effort to make the prospect an attractive one, yet not without
a sense of the meagreness of the materials, “they have a grotto and a
wooden bull.”
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