Aside from forgetting to have breakfast that morning, he had made a
pretty fair beginning. He was well on his way, had composed a
roan-colored lyric of the ranges, discoursed on the subject of love,
and had set his spirit free to meander in the realms of imagination.
Yet his spirit swept back to him with a rush of wings and a question.
Why not get married? And "Gee! Gosh!" he ejaculated, startled by the
abruptness of the thought. "Now I like hosses and dogs and folks, but
livin' with hosses and dogs ain't like livin' with folks. If hosses
and dogs take to you, they think you're the whole thing. But wimmen is
different. If they take to you--why, they think they're the whole
thing jest because they landed you. I dunno! Jest bein' good to folks
ain't everything, either. But bein' good to hosses and dogs is.
Funny. I dunno, though. You either got to understand 'em and be rough
to 'em, or be good to 'em and then they understand you. Guess they
ain't no regular guide-book on how to git along with wimmen. Well, I
never come West for me health. I brung it with me, but I ain't goin'
to take chances by fallin' in love. Writin' po'try is wearin' enough."
For a while he rode silently, enjoying his utter freedom. But
followers of Romance must ever be minute-men, armed and equipped to
answer her call with instant readiness and grace. Lacking, perhaps,
the grace, nevertheless Sundown was loyal to his sovereign mistress, in
proof of which he again sat straight in the saddle, stirred to speech
by hidden voices. "Now, take it like I was wearin' a hard-boiled hat
and a collar and buttin shoes, like the rest of them sports. Why, that
wouldn't ketch the eye of some likely-lookin' lady wantin' to get
married. Nix! When I hit town it's me for the big smoke and me
picture on the front page, standin' with me faithful dog and a lot of
them fat little babies without any clothes on, but wings, flyin' around
the edge of me picture and down by me boots and up around me hat--and
in big letters she'll say: 'Romance of A Cowboy. Western Cattle King
in Search for his Long-lost Sweetheart. Sundown, once one of our
Leading Hoboes, now a Wealthy Rancher, visits the Metrokolis on
Mysterious Errand.' Huh! I guess mebby that wouldn't ketch a good
one, mebby with money."
But the proverbial fly must appear in the equally proverbial amber.
"'Bout as clost as them papers ever come to it," he soliloquized.
"Anyhow, if she was the wrong one, and not me long-lost affiniky, and
was to get stuck on me shape and these here chaps and spurs, reckon I
could tell her that the papers made the big mistake, and that me
Mexican wife does the cookin' with a bread-knife in her boot-leg, and
that I never had no Mormon ideas, nohow. That ought to sound kind o'
home-like, and let her down easy and gentle. I sure don't want to get
sent down for breakin' the wimmen's hearts, so I got to be durned
careful."
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