Psychic ability -- Fiction; Science fiction; Telepathy -- Fiction; United States. Federal Bureau of Investigation -- Fiction
“You are not alone,” Petkoff said.
Malone took another try at a getaway, and failed.
“We take precedence,” a lumpy man said. “We can talk later. Arrest
comes first.”
“But who?” the civilian snapped. “I insist—”
“There shall be no arrest!” Petkoff screamed. “No one is to be
arrested at all!”
“I swear by the bones of Stalin that my orders state—” the tall man
began.
“The bones of Stalin are with us!” a lumpy man said. “Go and die in a
kennel filled with fleas and old newspaper! Go and freeze to the
likeness of an obscene statue of a bourgeois deity! Go and hang by the
ears from a monument four thousand feet high in the center of the
great desert!”
Inspired, the other lumpy man screamed “Charge!” and came for Petkoff
and the civilian. Petkoff whirled, letting go of Malone in order to
beat back this wave of maddened attackers, and Malone took the
advantage. He ducked free under Petkoff’s left arm and started around
the gesticulating, screaming, fighting group for the door at the back
of the restaurant. He took exactly four steps.
Then he stopped. The Mongol, his eyes red with a combination of vodka
and bull-roaring rage, was charging toward him, his hands outflung and
his fingers grasping at the air. “Warmonger!” he was shouting.
“Capitalist slave-owner! Leprous and ancient cannibal without culture!
You have begun a war you can not finish!”
“Ha!” Malone said, feeling inadequate to the occasion. As the Mongol
charged, he felt a wave of intense pragmatism come over him. He
reached back toward the bar, grabbed a bottle of vodka and tossed
several glassfuls into the giant’s face. The Mongol, deluged and
screaming, clawed wildly at his eyes and spun round several times,
cursing Malone and all his kin for the next twenty-seven generations,
and grabbing thin air in his attempt to reach the _Amerikanski_.
All of the customers appeared to have discovered urgent engagements
elsewhere. There was little for the Mongol to collide with except
empty tables and chairs. But he did manage to swipe one of the
lumpy-faced men on the side of the head with one flail of his arms.
The lumpy-faced man said “Yoop!” and went staggering away into
Petkoff, who spun him around and threw him away in the general
direction of the bandstand. The diversion provided Malone with just
enough time to start moving again.
Four uniformed men were making their way toward the ladies’ room from
the opposite side of the restaurant. They were carrying a stretcher,
which seemed pitifully inadequate for the carnage Malone had just
left.
He blocked their path. “Where are you going?” he said.
“You are American?” one of them said. “I speak English good, no?”
Behind him, Malone heard a yowl and a crunch, as of a body striking
wood. It sounded as if somebody had fetched up against the bar. “You
speak English fine,” he said, feeling wildly out of place. “Have you
been taking lessons?”
“Me?” the man said. “It is no time for talk. We got to get lady for
hospital.”
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