Then, too late, came the happy event for which Jenkins and Marguerite
had so optimistically been looking. In October, 1817, Captain Maurice
St. Leger Farmer joined some boon companions in an all-night orgy in
the upper room of a pothouse. Farmer waxed so much drunker than usual
that he mistook the long window of the loom for the door. Bidding his
friends good-by, he strolled out of the window into space. Being a
heavier-than-air body, in spite of the spirits that buoyed him up, he
drifted downward into the courtyard below, breaking his miserable
neck.
Marguerite was free. Jenkins hastened to her and besought her to marry
him, offering her an honorable name and a place in the world, and
pointing out to her how much better off she would be in the long run
as Mrs. Captain Jenkins than as the brevet bride of a dissolute earl.
But Blessington had by this time become the helpless thrall of
Marguerite's charm. As soon as he heard of Farmer's death, he whisked
her off to church and married her. And, by way of doing all things
handsomely, he soothed the disconsolate Jenkins' feelings with a
fifty-thousand-dollar check; thereby securing firm title to the good
will and fixtures of the previous tenant of his wife's heart.
The earl took his new wife to his ancestral home, at Mountjoy Forest.
And there the couple kept open house, spending money like drunken
sailors, and having a wonderful time. It was the first chance
Marguerite had ever had for spending any large amount of money. She so
well improved her opportunities along this line, and got such splendid
results therefrom, that she was nicknamed by a flowery Irish admirer
"the most gorgeous Lady Blessington." And the name stuck to her, to
her delight, all through life.
Blessington had always been extravagant. Now, goaded on by Marguerite,
he proceeded to make the Prodigal Son look like Gaspard the Miser. One
of his lesser expenditures was the building of a theater on his own
estate, that he and Marguerite might satisfy to the full their love
for amateur theatricals.
At this theater they and their friends were the only performers, and
their friends were the only spectators. The performances must have
been gems of histrionic and literary excellence, and a rare delight to
every one concerned. It would have been worth walking barefoot for
miles to witness one of them.
For the actors were bound by a list of hard-and-fast rules devised and
written out by Lord Blessington himself. You may judge the rest of
these rules by the first, which read:
Every gentleman shall be at liberty to avail himself of the words
of the author, in case his own invention fails him.
One's heart warms to the genius who could frame that glorious rule for
stage dialogue.
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