The good-hearted Jean, through the clique's help, arranged to have the
case reopened and the decision reversed. This was before our own day
of an incorruptible judiciary. He also promised her a gift of twenty
thousand dollars in gold. All this in return for the trifling service
of journeying up to Paris and thence to Versailles, to act as sponsor
for the lovely Madame du Barry, who had wilfully declared that she
would be presented under no less auspices than those of the
illustrious Comtesse de Bearn.
The old comtesse accepted the offer with all the shrinking reluctance
a hungry dog shows at the proffer of a bone. She came up to Paris, at
the expense of the clique, and was immured in Jean's house, with the
gambler's sister, Chon (Fanchon) du Barry as her jailer and
entertainer.
Choiseul, through his spies, learned of the plot, and he tried in
every way to kidnap the old lady or to out-bribe the du Barrys.
Meanwhile, coached by Jean, the fair Marie was making King Louis' life
miserable by throwing herself at his feet, in season and out of
season, and beseeching him to silence her enemies forever by allowing
her to be presented. When these tactics failed, she would let loose
upon the poor king a flood of gutter language, roundly abusing him,
turning the air blue with her profanity, and in other ways showing her
inalienable right to a place in court circles.
Louis would promise nothing. The turmoil alternately bored and amused
him. At last--April 21, 1769--on his return from the hunt, after an
unusually good day's sport, the king casually remarked to all
concerned:
"The presentation of Madame la Comtesse du Barry will occur at
to-morrow evening's levee."
The traditional and well-thumbed bombshell exploding among them would
have created no more stir in court circles than did this yawned
announcement. Choiseul and his followers were in despair. Jean ran
around in circles, making preparations for the triumph. Marie
rehearsed for the hundredth time the complicated forms of etiquette
the occasion called for.
The Choiseul faction tried one thing after another to block the
ceremony. They kidnapped Marie's hairdresser, stole the coach in which
she was to make the trip from her Paris house to Versailles, arranged
a holdup on the road, and so forth. Thanks to Jean's wit and clique's
power, a new hairdresser and coach were provided in the nick of time.
And the Versailles road was so heavily guarded that a regiment of
cavalry could scarce have dared intercept the carriage.
According to one story, Choiseul even got a message past all the
carefully reared barriers to Madame de Bearn, prevailing on her to
plead agonized illness and to keep to her bed on the evening set for
the presentation. Whereupon, so runs the yarn, a character actor from
the Comedie Francaise was paid to "make up" as Madame de Bearn and to
perform her functions of sponsor. This may or may not be true. It
forms the central theme of De Vere Stacpoole's novel, "The
Presentation."
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