Napoleonic Wars, 1800-1815 -- Fiction; War stories
"The lancet's my weapon, you know. Not bayonet or sabre. Cold steel
anyhow. Of course I found occasion to fire off my pistols more than
once, in the course of my travels, and I must say for myself that
whenever I fired them it settled the business. One evening, I remember,
in Transylvania, stepping out of a wretched inn to take a look round, I
ran against a coalition of three powerful Haiduks in tarry breeches,
with moustaches a foot long. The moonlight was bright as day. I took in
the situation at a glance and I assure you two of them never made a
sound as they fell, while the third just grunted once. I fancy they had
designs on my poor horse. He was inside the inn, you know. A custom of
the country. Men and animals under the same roof. I used to be sorry for
the animals. When I came in again the Jew had just finished frying the
eggs. He had been very surly before but when he served me I noticed that
he was shaking like a leaf. He tried to propitiate me by the offer of a
sausage. I was simply ravenous. It made me ill for two days. That's why
I haven't forgotten the occurrence. He nearly managed to avenge those
bandits. Luckily I had the right kind of drugs in my valise, and my iron
constitution helped me to pull through. But I should like to have seen
Bonaparte in that predicament. He wouldn't have known what to do. And,
anyhow, the sausage would have finished him. His constitution is not
like mine. He's unhealthy, sir, unhealthy."
"You had occasion to observe him often?" asked Cosmo, simply because he
was reluctant to go back to his writing.
"Our paths seldom crossed," stated the other simply. "But some time
after the abdication I was passing through Valence--it's a tramp's
business, you know, to keep moving--and I just had a good look at him
outside the post-house. You may take it from me, he won't reach the term
of the Psalmist. Well, Mr. Latham, when I take a survey of the past,
here we are, the Corsican and I, within, say, a hundred miles of each
other, at the end of twenty years of tramping, and, frankly, which of us
is the better off when all's said and done?"
"That's a point of view," murmured Cosmo wearily. He added, however,
that there were various ways of appreciating the careers of the world's
great men.
"There are," assented the other. "For instance, you would say that
nothing short of the whole of Europe was needed to crush that fellow.
But Pozzo di Borgo thinks that he has done it all by himself."
At the name of the Emperor's Corsican enemy Cosmo raised his head. He
had caught sight in Paris of that personage at one or other of those
great receptions from which he used to come away disgusted with the
world and dissatisfied with himself. The doctor seemed inwardly amused
by his recollection of Pozzo di Borgo.
"He said to me," he continued, "'Ah! If Bonaparte had had the sense not
to quarrel with me he wouldn't be in Elba now.' What do you think of
that, Mr. Latham? Is that a point of view?"
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