I s'pose I convinced 'em; for, as I heerd afterwards, the class had raised fifty cents apiece to get perforated paper, woosted yarn, and crystal beads. But they took it, and got her a set of solid silver teaspoons: the store-keeper threw off a dollar or two for the occasion. They was good teaspoons. And our children got two good linen table-cloths, and a set of table-napkins; and the minister's wife brought her four towels, and the sister-in-law a patch-work bed-quilt. And Reuben Henzy's wife sent 'em the money to buy 'em a set of chairs and a extension table; and a rich uncle of hisen sent him the money for a ingrain carpet; and a rich uncle of hern in the Ohio sent her the money for a bedroom set,--thirty-two dollars, with the request that it should be light oak, with black-walnut trimmin's. And I had all the things got, and took 'em up in one of our chambers, so folks could see 'em. And I beset Josiah Allen to give 'em for his present, a nice bedroom carpet. But no: he had got his mind made up to give Ury a yearlin' calf, and calf it must be. But he said “he would give in to me so fur, that, seein' I wanted to make such a show, if I said so, he would take the calf upstairs, and hitch it to the bed-post.” But I wouldn't parlay with him. Wall, the weddin' went off first-rate: things went to suit me, all but one thing. I didn't love to see Ury chew gum all the time they was bein' married. But he took it out and held it in his hand when he said “Yes, sir,” when the minister asked him, would he have this woman. And when she was asked if she would have Ury, she curchied, and said, “Yes, if you please,” jest as if Ury was roast veal or mutton, and the minister was a passin' him to her. She is a good-natured little thing, and always was, and willin'. Wall, they was married about four o'clock in the afternoon; and Josiah sot out with 'em, to take 'em to the six o'clock train, for their tower. The company staid a half-hour or so afterwards: and the children stayed a little longer, to help me do up the work; and finally they went. And I went up into the spare chamber, and sort o' fixed Philury's things to the best advantage; for I knew the neighbors would be in to look at 'em. And I was a standin' there as calm and happy as the buro or table,--and they looked very light and cheerful,--when all of a sudden the door opened, and in walked Ury Henzy, and asked me,-- “If I knew where his overhauls was?” You could have knocked me down with a pin-feather, as it were, I was so smut and dumb-foundered. Says I, “Ury Henzy, is it your ghost?” says I, “or be you Ury?” “Yes, I am Ury,” says he, lookin', I thought, kinder disappointed and curious. “Where is Philury?” says I faintly. [Illustration: “YES, IF you PLEASE.”] “She has gone on her tower,” says he. Says I, “Then, you be a ghost: you hain't Ury, and you needn't say you be.” But jest at that minute in come Josiah Allen a snickerin'; and says he,--