Sylvia & Michael: The later adventures of Sylvia ScarlettMacKenzie, Compton
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Sylvia & Michael: The later adventures of Sylvia Scarlett
MacKenzie, Compton
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"You know that among savages certain words are taboo and that in the
Middle Ages certain words possessed magic properties? The same thing
applies to the army and to the navy. For instance, the navy has a word
of power that will open anything. That word is 'submit'. If you wrote
'submitted' at the top of a communication I believe you could tell an
admiral that he was a damn fool, but if you wrote 'suggested' you'd be
shot at dawn. In the same way a naval officer indorses your 'submission'
by writing 'approved' whereas a soldier writes 'concur.' I've often
wondered what would happen to a general who wrote 'agree'. Certainly any
junior officer who wrote 'begin' for 'commence' or 'allow' for 'permit'
would be cashiered. I was rather lucky because, after being suspected
for the simplicity of my reports, I managed to use the word 'connote'
once. My dear woman, my reputation was made. Generals came up and
congratulated me personally, and I'm credibly informed that all the new
military ciphers will include the word, which was just what was wanted
to supplant 'mean,' a monosyllable that had been a blot on military
correspondence for years."
"Are you talking seriously?" Sylvia asked. "You can't really connote
what you say."
Hazlewood indicated the room where they were dining.
"Which are the English diplomats?" he demanded.
"That's perfectly easy to tell," she replied.
"And why?" he went on. "Simply because they've made no concession to
being in Nish at a moment of crisis. I invite you to regard my friend
Harry Vereker. See how he defies any Horatian regret for lapsed years.
Positively he is still at Oxford. Can't you hear above all this clatter
of cosmopolitanism in a pigsty the suave insistency of his voice
impressing upon you by its quality of immutable self-assurance that,
whatever happens to the rest of the world, nothing vitally deformative
ever happens to England?"
"But what has the voice of a secretary to do with the military abuse of
Latin derivations?"
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