Sylvia & Michael: The later adventures of Sylvia ScarlettMacKenzie, Compton
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Sylvia & Michael: The later adventures of Sylvia Scarlett
MacKenzie, Compton
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Sylvia was getting a good deal of pleasure out of his monologue; it was
just what her nerves needed, this sense of being entertained while all
the time she preserved, so far as any reality of personal intercourse
was concerned, a complete detachment. She was quite definitely aware of
wanting Hazlewood to exhaust himself that she might either bring her
part of the conversation round to Michael or, at any rate, exact from
him an excuse for lingering in Nish until Michael should come there. Now
her host was off again:
"Have you ever thought," he was asking her, "about the appropriateness
of our national animal--the British lion? We are rather apt to regard
the lion as a bluff, hearty sort of beast with a loud roar and a
consciousness of being the finest beast anywhere about. But, after all,
the lion is one of the great cats. He's something much finer than the
British bulldog, which, with most unnecessary self-depreciation, we have
elected as our secondary pattern or prototype among the animals. There
are few animals so profoundly, so densely, so hopelessly stupid as the
bulldog. Its chief virtue is alleged to be its never knowing when it is
beaten, but this is only an incidental ignorance merged in its ignorance
of everything. Why a dog that approximates in character to a mule and in
appearance to a hippopotamus should be accepted as the representative of
English character I don't know. The attribution takes its place with
some of the great fundamental mysteries of human conduct; it is
comparable with those other riddles of why a chauffeur always waits till
you get into the car again before he turns round, or why kidneys are so
rare in beefsteak-and-kidney pudding, or why every man in the course of
his life has either wanted to buy or has bought a rustic summer-house.
The lion, however, really is typical of the Englishman: somewhat blond
and very agile, physically courageous, morally timid, fierce, full of
domestic virtues, tolerant of jackals, generous, cunning, graceful,
arrogant, and acquisitive: he seems to me a perfect symbol of the
British race."
"Is your friend at the diplomats' table so very leonine?" Sylvia asked.
"Oh no, Harry is the individual Englishman; the lion represents the
race."
"But the race is an accumulation of individuals."
"I say, don't listen too intelligently," Hazlewood begged. "It's not
fair either to my babbling or to your own dinner."
"Well, I want to bring you back to the point you made when you talked
about the historical tragedy of this war."
Hazlewood looked serious.
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