The whole room caught its breath at once; and here and there one heard
a little squeak of hysteria, cut short by some one who was not sure
whether it was a joke or a scandal. “Why--Sylvia!” stammered Mrs.
Witherspoon, completely staggered.
Then Sylvia perceived that she was mistress of the scene. There came the
old rapture of conquest, that made her social genius. “We have so much
that we want to talk about,” she said, in her most winning voice. “Let
Dolly and Emma take our places, and we will sit on the sofa in the other
room and chat. You and Mrs. Armistead come and chaperone us. Won’t you
do that, please?”
“Why--why----” gasped the bewildered lady.
“I’m sure that you will both be interested to hear what we have to say
to each other; and you can tell everybody about it afterwards--and that
will be so much better than having the card-game delayed any more.”
And with this side-swipe Sylvia arose. She stood and waited, to make
sure that her ex-fiancé was not too paralysed to follow. She led him out
through the tangle of card-tables; and in the door-way she stopped and
waited for Mrs. Armistead and Mrs. Witherspoon, and literally forced
these two ladies to come with her out of the room.
23. Do you care to hear the details of the punishment which Sylvia
administered to the two conspirators? She took them to the sofa, and
made Frank draw up chairs for them, and when she had got comfortably
seated, she proceeded to talk to Frank just as gently and sincerely and
touchingly as she would have talked if there had been nobody present.
She asked about all that had befallen him, and when she discovered that
he was still not able to chat, she told him about herself, about her
baby, who was beautiful and dear, even if she was blind, and about all
the interesting things she had seen in Europe. When presently the old
ladies showed signs of growing restless, she put hand cuffs on them and
chained them to their chairs.
“You see,” she said, “it would never do for Mr. Shirley and myself to
talk without a chaperon. You got me into this situation, you know, and
papa and mamma would never forgive you.”
“You are mistaken, Sylvia!” cried Mrs. Witherspoon. “Mr. Shirley so
seldom goes out, and he had said he didn’t think he would come!”
“I am willing to accept that explanation,” said Sylvia, politely, “but
you must help me out now that the embarrassing accident has happened.”
Nor did it avail Mrs. Witherspoon to plead her guests and their score.
“You may be sure they don’t care about the score,” said Sylvia. “They’d
much prefer you stayed here, so that you can tell them how Frank and I
behaved.”
And then, while Mrs. Witherspoon was getting herself together, Sylvia
turned upon the other conspirator. “We will now hold one of my eugenics
classes,” she said, and added, to Frank, “Mrs. Armistead told me that
you wanted to join my class.”
“I don’t understand,” replied Frank, at a loss.
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