“The other alternative,” said the Earl, “would be a diminuendo series of
repetitions of the same type. Never mind the monotony of it: let's see
how it would work in other ways. Begin with the race of men, and the
creatures they require: let us say horses, cattle, sheep, and dogs--we
don't exactly require frogs and spiders, do we, Muriel?”
Lady Muriel shuddered perceptibly: it was evidently a painful subject.
“We can dispense with them,” she said gravely.
“Well, then we'll have a second race of men, half-a-yard high--”
“--who would have one source of exquisite enjoyment, not possessed by
ordinary men!” Arthur interrupted.
“What source?” said the Earl.
“Why, the grandeur of scenery! Surely the grandeur of a mountain, to me,
depends on its size, relative to me? Double the height of the mountain,
and of course it's twice as grand. Halve my height, and you produce the
same effect.”
“Happy, happy, happy Small!” Lady Muriel murmured rapturously. “None but
the Short, none but the Short, none but the Short enjoy the Tall!”
“But let me go on,” said the Earl. “We'll have a third race of men, five
inches high; a fourth race, an inch high--”
“They couldn't eat common beef and mutton, I'm sure!” Lady Muriel
interrupted.
“True, my child, I was forgetting. Each set must have its own cattle and
sheep.”
“And its own vegetation,” I added. “What could a cow, an inch high, do
with grass that waved far above its head?”
“That is true. We must have a pasture within a pasture, so to speak. The
common grass would serve our inch-high cows as a green forest of palms,
while round the root of each tall stem would stretch a tiny carpet of
microscopic grass. Yes, I think our scheme will work fairly well. And it
would be very interesting, coming into contact with the races below us.
What sweet little things the inch-high bull-dogs would be! I doubt if
even Muriel would run away from one of them!”
“Don't you think we ought to have a crescendo series, as well?” said
Lady Muriel. “Only fancy being a hundred yards high! One could use an
elephant as a paper-weight, and a crocodile as a pair of scissors!”
“And would you have races of different sizes communicate with one
another?” I enquired. “Would they make war on one another, for instance,
or enter into treaties?”
“War we must exclude, I think. When you could crush a whole nation with
one blow of your fist, you couldn't conduct war on equal terms. But
anything, involving a collision of minds only, would be possible in
our ideal world--for of course we must allow mental powers to all,
irrespective of size. Perhaps the fairest rule would be that, the
smaller the race, the greater should be its intellectual development!”
“Do you mean to say,” said Lady Muriel, “that these manikins of an inch
high are to argue with me?”
“Surely, surely!” said the Earl. “An argument doesn't depend for its
logical force on the size of the creature that utters it!”
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