B Badgers, the Three (Poem); I. 247 Barometer, sideways motion of; I. 13 Baron Doppelgeist; I. 85 Bath, Portable, for Tourists; I. 25 Bazaars, Charity-; II. 44 Beauty, Pain of realising; II. 337 Bed, reason for never going to; II. 141 Bees, Mind of; II. 29 Bessie’s Song; II. 76 Bible-Selections for Children; I. xiii ” ” learning by heart; I. xiv Black Light, how to produce; II. 341 Boat, motion of, how to imitate on land; II. 108 Books, or Minds. Which contain most Science? I. 21 Boots for Horizontal Weather; I. 14 Brain, inverted position of; I. 243 Bread-sauce appropriate for Weltering; I. 58 Breaking promises. Why is it wrong? II. 27 Bruno’s Song: I. 215 Burden of Proof misplaced by Crocodiles; I. 230 ” ” ” Ladies; I. 235 ” ” ” Watts, Dr.; do. C ‘Care’ and ‘Don’t-Care,’ history of; II. 385 Carrying one’s self. Why is it not fatiguing? I. 169 Charity-Bazaars; II. 44 ” fallacies as to; II. 43 ” Pseudo-; II. 42 Child’s Bible; I. xiii ” Sunday, in last generation; I. 387 ” view of Adult Life; II. 260 ” ” Present Life; I. 330 Choral Services, effect of; I. 273. II. xix Chorister’s life, dangers of; I. 274. II. xix Church-going, true principle of; I. 272 Competition for Scholars; II. 187 Competitive Examination; II. 184 Conceited Critic always depreciates; I. 237 Content, opportunity for cultivating; I. 152 ‘Convenient’ and ‘Inconvenient,’ difference in meaning; I. 140 Conversation at Dinner-parties, how to promote: (_see_ “Dinner-parties”) Cotton-wool lighter than air, how to obtain; II. 166 Critic, conceited, always depreciates; I. 237 ” how to gain character of; I. 238 Crocodiles, Logic of; I. 230 Croquet. Why is it demoralising? II. 135 D Darwinism reversed; I. 64 Day, length and shortness of, compared; I. 159 ” true length of; I. 159 Death, certainty of, effect of realising; I. xix Debts, how to avoid Payment of; I. 131 Deserts, use for; II. 158 Dichotomy, Political, in common life; II. 198, 205, 207 Dinner-parties, how to promote Conversation at:— Moving-Guests; II. 145 ” Pictures; II. 143 Revolving-Humorist; II. 145 Wild-Creatures; II. 144 Dog-King, the, (‘Nero’); I. 175. II. 58 Dog, Man’s advantage over; II. 293 ” reasoning power of; II. 294 ‘Doing good,’ ambiguity of phrase; II. 43 Doppelgeist, Baron; I. 85 Dramatization of Life; I. 333 Dreaminess, certain cure for; I. 136 Drunkenness, how to prevent; II. 71