City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
So, not having herself been gifted with conversational powers to begin
with, and never having enjoyed the exhibition of such powers in others,
her ideals had been high. She was not sure that Mr. Temple Barholm's
fluent and cheerful talk could be with exactness termed “conversation.”
It was perhaps not sufficiently lofty and intellectual, and did not
confine itself rigorously to one exalted subject. But how it did raise
one's spirits and open up curious vistas! And how good tempered
and humorous it was, even though sometimes the humor was a little
bewildering! During the whole dinner there never occurred even one of
those dreadful pauses in which dead silence fell, and one tried, like a
frightened hen flying from side to side of a coop, to think of something
to say which would not sound silly, but perhaps might divert attention
from dangerous topics. She had often thought it would be so interesting
to hear a Spaniard or a native Hindu talk about himself and his own
country in English. Tembarom talked about New York and its people and
atmosphere, and he did not know how foreign it all was. He described the
streets--Fifth Avenue and Broadway and Sixth Avenue--and the street-cars
and the elevated railroad, and the way “fellows” had to “hustle” “to put
it over.” He spoke of a boarding-house kept by a certain Mrs. Bowse, and
a presidential campaign, and the election of a mayor, and a quick-lunch
counter, and when President Garfield had been assassinated, and a
department store; and the electric lights, and the way he had of making
a sort of picture of everything was really instructive and, well,
fascinating. She felt as though she had been taken about the city in
one of the vehicles the conductor of which described things through a
megaphone.
Not that Mr. Temple Barholm suggested a megaphone, whatsoever that might
be, but he merely made you feel as if you had seen things. Never had she
been so entertained and enlightened. If she had been a beautiful girl,
he could not have seemed more as though in amusing her he was also
really pleasing himself. He was so very funny sometimes that she could
not help laughing in a way which was almost unladylike, because she
could not stop, and was obliged to put her handkerchief up to her face
and wipe away actual tears of mirth.
Fancy laughing until you cried, and the servants looking on!
Once Burrill himself was obliged to turn hastily away, and twice she
heard him severely reprove an overpowered young footman in a rapid
undertone.
Tembarom at least felt that the unlifting heaviness of atmosphere which
had surrounded him while enjoying the companionship of Mr. Palford was a
thing of the past.
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