City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“I look as if I'd eat out of his hand,” Tembarom answered, quite
unbiased by any touch of wounded vanity. “Why shouldn't I? And I'm not
trying to wake him up, either. I like to look that way to him and to
his sort. It gives me a chance to watch and get wise to things. He's a
high-school education in himself. I like to hear him talk. I asked him
to come and stay at the house so that I could hear him talk.”
“Did he introduce the mammoth mines in his first call?” the duke
inquired.
“Oh, I don't mean that kind of talk. I didn't know how much good I was
going to get out of him at first. But he was the kind I hadn't known,
and it seemed like he was part of the whole thing--like the girls with
title that Ann said I must get next to. And an easy way of getting next
to the man kind was to let him come and stay. He wanted to, all right.
I guess that's the way he lives when he's down on his luck, getting
invited to stay at places. Like Lady Mallowe,” he added, quite without
prejudice.
“You do sum them up, don't you?” smiled the duke.
“Well, I don't see how I could help it,” he said impartially. “They're
printed in sixty-four point black-face, seems to me.”
“What is that?” the duke inquired with interest. He thought it might be
a new and desirable bit of slang. “I don't know that one.”
“Biggest type there is,” grinned Tembarom. “It's the kind that's used
for head-lines. That's newspaper-office talk.”
“Ah, technical, I see. What, by the way, is the smallest lettering
called?” his grace followed up.
“Brilliant,” answered Tembarom.
“You,” remarked the duke, “are not printed in sixty-four-point
black-face so far as they are concerned. You are not even brilliant.
They don't find themselves able to sum you up. That fact is one of my
recreations.”
“I'll tell you why,” Tembarom explained with his clearly unprejudiced
air. “There's nothing much about me to sum up, anyhow. I'm too sort of
plain sailing and ordinary. I'm not making for anywhere they'd think I'd
want to go. I'm not hiding anything they'd be sure I'd want to hide.”
“By the Lord! you're not!” exclaimed the duke.
“When I first came here, every one of them had a fool idea I'd want
to pretend I'd never set eyes on a newsboy or a boot-black, and that I
couldn't find my way in New York when I got off Fifth Avenue. I used
to see them thinking they'd got to look as if they believed it, if they
wanted to keep next. When I just let out and showed I didn't care a darn
and hadn't sense enough to know that it mattered, it nearly made them
throw a fit. They had to turn round and fix their faces all over again
and act like it was 'interesting.' That's what Lady Mallowe calls it.
She says it's so 'interesting!'”
“It is,” commented the duke.
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