City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
“Yes, but it wasn't the last. I began to read the others. I've been
reading them ever since. I tell you, for a fellow that knows nothing
it's an easy way of finding out a lot of things. You find out what
different kinds of people there are, and what different kinds of ways.
If you've lived in one place, and been up against nothing but earning
your living, you think that's all there is of it--that it's the whole
thing. But it isn't, by gee!” His air became thoughtful. “I've begun
to kind of get on to what all this means”--glancing about him--“to you
people; and how a fellow like T. T. must look to you. I've always sort
of guessed, but reading a few dozen novels has helped me to see WHY
it's that way. I've yelled right out laughing over it many a time.
That fellow called Thackeray--I can't read his things right straight
through--but he 's an eye-opener.”
“You have tried nothing BUT novels?” his enthralled hearer inquired.
“Not yet. I shall come to the others in time. I'm sort of hungry for
these things about PEOPLE. It's the ways they're different that gets
me going. There was one that stirred me all up--but it wasn't like that
first one. It was about a man “--he spoke slowly, as if searching for
words and parallels--“well, I guess he was one of the early savages
here. It read as if they were like the first Indians in America, only
stronger and fiercer. When Palford was explaining things to me he'd jerk
in every now and then something about 'coming over with the Conqueror'
or being here 'before the Conqueror.' I didn't know what it meant. I
found out in this book I'm telling about. It gave me the whole thing
so that you SAW it. Here was this little country, with no one in it but
these first savage fellows it'd always belonged to. They thought it
was the world.” There was a humorous sense of illumination in his
half-laugh. “It was their New York, by jings,” he put in. “Their little
old New York that they'd never been outside of! And then first one lot
slams in, and then another, and another, and tries to take it from them.
Julius Caesar was the first Mr. Buttinski; and they fought like hell.
They were fighters from Fightersville, anyhow. They fought each other,
took each other's castles and lands and wives and jewelry--just any
old thing they wanted. The only jails were private ones meant for their
particular friends. And a man was hung only when one of his neighbors
got mad enough at him, and then he had to catch him first and run the
risk of being strung up himself, or have his head chopped off and stuck
up on a spike somewhere for ornament. But fight! Good Lord! They were at
it day and night. Did it for fun, just like folks go to the show. They
didn't know what fear was. Never heard of it. They'd go about shouting
and bragging and swaggering, with their heads hanging half off. And the
one in this book was the bulliest fighter of the lot. I guess I don't
know how to pronounce his name. It began with H.”
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