City and town life -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction
Tembarom drew a relieved breath. He hadn't dropped dead and he hadn't
had a fit, and here was one of the things a man did when he valeted
you--he got your bath ready. A hasty recollection of the much-used,
paint-smeared tin bath on the fourth floor of Mrs. Bowse's
boarding-house sprang up before him. Everybody had to use it in turn,
and you waited hours for the chance to make a dash into it. No one stood
still and waited fifteen minutes until you got good and ready to tell
him he could go and turn on the water. Gee whizz!
Being relieved himself, he relieved Pearson by telling him he might “fix
it” for him, and that he would have hot water.
“Very good, sir. Thank you, sir,” said Pearson, and silently left the
room.
Then Tembarom got up from his chair and began to walk about rather
restlessly. A new alarm seized him. Did Pearson expect to WASH him or
to stand round and hand him soap and towels and things while he washed
himself?
If it was supposed that you hadn't the strength to turn the faucets
yourself, it might be supposed you didn't have the energy to use a
flesh-brush and towels. Did valeting include a kind of shampoo all over?
“I couldn't stand for that,” he said. “I'd have to tell him there'd been
no Turkish baths in mine, and I'm not trained up to them. When I've got
on to this kind of thing a bit more, I'll make him understand what I'm
NOT in for; but I don't want to scare the life out of him right off. He
looks like a good little fellow.”
But Pearson's duties as valet did not apparently include giving him
his bath by sheer physical force. He was deft, calm, amenable. He led
Tembarom down the corridor to the bath-room, revealed to him stores of
sumptuous bath-robes and towels, hot-and cold-water faucets, sprays,
and tonic essences. He forgot nothing and, having prepared all, mutely
vanished, and returned to the bedroom to wait--and gaze in troubled
wonder at the speckled tweed cutaway. There was an appalling
possibility--he was aware that he was entirely ignorant of American
customs--that tweed was the fashionable home evening wear in the States.
Tembarom, returning from his bath much refreshed after a warm plunge and
a cold shower, evidently felt that as a costume it was all that could be
desired.
“Will you wear--these, sir,--this evening?” Pearson suggested.
It was suggestive of more than actual inquiry. If he had dared to hope
that his manner might suggest a number of things! For instance, that
in England gentlemen really didn't wear tweed in the evening even in
private. That through some unforeseen circumstances his employer's
evening-dress suit had been delayed, but would of course arrive
to-morrow!
But Tembarom, physically stimulated by hot and cold water, and relief at
being left alone, was beginning to recover his natural buoyancy.
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