“Thank you, sir: I am most grateful. The--fact is, I hoped especially to be able to settle in place just now. I--I'm hoping to save up enough to get married, sir.” “You are?” Tembarom exclaimed. “Good business! So was I before all this”--he glanced about him--“fell on top of me.” “I've been saving for three years, sir, and if I can know I'm a permanency--if I can keep this place--” “You're going to keep it all right,” Tembarom cheered him up with. “If you've got an idea you're going to be fired, just you forget it. Cut it right out.” “Is--I beg your pardon, sir,” Pearson asked with timorous joy, “but is that the American for saying you'll be good enough to keep me on?” Mr. Temple Barholm thought a second. “Is 'keep me on' the English for 'let me stay'?” “Yes, sir.” “Then we're all right. Let's start from there. I'm going to have a heart-to-heart talk with you, Pearson.” “Thank you, sir,” said Pearson in a deferential murmur. But if he was not dissatisfied, what was going to happen? “It'll save us both trouble, and me most. I'm not one of those clever Clarences that can keep up a bluff, making out I know things I don't know. I couldn't deceive a setting hen or a Berlin wool antimacassar.” Pearson swallowed something with effort. “You see, I fell into this thing KERCHUNK, and I'm just RATTLED--I'm rattled.” As Pearson slightly coughed again, he translated for him, “That's American for 'I don't know where I'm at'.” “Those American jokes, sir, are very funny indeed,” answered Pearson, appreciatively. “Funny!” the new Mr. Temple Barholm exclaimed even aggrievedly. “If you think this lay-out is an American joke to me, Pearson, there's where you're 'way off. Do you think it a merry jest for a fellow like me to sit up in a high chair in a dining-room like a cathedral and not know whether he ought to bite his own bread or not? And not dare to stir till things are handed to him by five husky footmen? I thought that plain-clothes man was going to cut up my meat, and slap me on the back if I choked.” Pearson's sense of humor was perhaps not inordinate, but unseemly mirth, which he had swallowed at the reference to the setting hen and the Berlin wool antimacassar, momentarily got the better of him, despite his efforts to cough it down, and broke forth in a hoarse, ill-repressed sound. “I beg pardon, sir,” he said with a laudable endeavor to recover his professional bearing. “It's your--American way of expressing it which makes me forget myself. I beg pardon.” Tembarom laughed outright boyishly. “Oh, cut that out,” he said. “Say, how old are you?” “Twenty-five, sir.” “So am I. If you'd met me three months ago, beating the streets of New York for a living, with holes in my shoes and a celluloid collar on, you'd have looked down on me. I know you would.” “Oh, no, sir,” most falsely insisted Pearson.