England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
It had cost a deal of thought and of trouble, but good repayment came the
next morning. He conducted Mannering to the Up Parcels Office, and there
formally presented him with the tin box, sent free from the suburban
station as “Luggage Left Behind.” The staff of the Up Parcels Office
cheered Swan, and, clustering around, begged to be informed how the feat
had been accomplished, and had to interpret a wink given as reply.
Porter Swan waved aside the lad’s thanks, declined the grateful offer of
refreshments, and walked out with the air of a successful diplomatist
leaving the Guildhall after receiving in a gold casket the freedom of the
City. During the day he found a new regard paid to him; colleagues came
for private conference on knotty points of law, ranging from difficulties
with a neighbour concerning cats to the regaining of engagement rings
held by lady bailees. It was all very pleasant and gratifying, and, in
order to enjoy it to the full, he gave less than his usual energy to the
collection of tips, actually leaving one leisurely passenger without
allowing her time to find her purse.
Not until a client, searching for sound legal advice, and finding it
impossible to state his case amidst the puffing and whistling of engines,
inquired: “What are you doing with yourself this evening, old man?”—not
until then did he recall the circumstance that he had promised to eat a
meal on the occasion of his ensuing visit. He wanted to see her
again—just once more, at any rate—and he knew domestic authorities were
not too well pleased when disappointed in regard to a guest. To arrive
after the supper hour would mar the warmth and geniality of his
reception.
“Mannering!”
“Yes, Mr. Swan. Anything I can do for you?”
“Want a little more information out of you, my lad. You gave me a vague
sort of description of the food that was given you at that last place;
just let me have a few more details—the exact truth about, say, the last
meal you had there.”
As the lad complied Swan’s forehead took an extra crease; young Mannering
spoke with the fluency of one dealing with a subject on which he felt
deeply.
“Steady on!” protested Swan. “It couldn’t possibly have been so awful as
all that.”
“It was worse!” declared the other. “A jolly sight worse! At first it
seemed all right; but the third day— You ought to have been there! If
you ’appen to have a taste for tough meat—they say there’s nothing like
leather; but that’s a mistake—overdone and all black at the edges, why,
you would have enjoyed yourself!”
“She doesn’t look like a woman who can’t cook.”
“She’s a very nice person,” agreed the lad judicially, “and I’ve got no
other fault to find whatsoever. Horrible particular, though, about late
hours. Old-fashioned and out of date, I call her.”
“What do you mean,” roared Swan impetuously, “by talking in that way
about a lady? Keep a civil tongue in your head, will you? Who are you,
I should like to know, to find fault?”
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