Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular TalesEdgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular Tales
Edgeworth, Maria
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Bargains! excellent bargains! were also with our heroine admirable pleas
for expense. “We positively must buy this, my dear; for it would be a
sin to let such a bargain slip through one’s fingers. Mrs. Pimlico paid
twice as much for what is not half as good. ‘Twould be quite a shame to
one’s good sense to miss such a bargain!” Mrs. Ludgate was one of those
ladies who think it is more reasonable to buy a thing because it is a
bargain than because they want it: she farther argued, “If we don’t want
it, we may want it:” and this was a satisfactory plea.
Under the head bargains we must not forget _cheap days_. Messrs. Run
and Raffle advertised a sale of old shop goods, with the catching
words--_cheap days_! Everybody crowded to throw away their money on
cheap days; and, amongst the rest, Mrs. Ludgate.
One circumstance was rather disagreeable in these cheap days: ready
money was required; and this did not suit those who lived by
the favourite maxim of the family. Yet there was a reason that
counterbalanced their objection in Mrs. Ludgate’s mind: “Mrs. Pimlico
was going to Messrs. Run and Raffle’s and what would she think, if I
wasn’t to be there? She’d think, to be sure, that we were as poor as
Job.” So, to demonstrate that she had ready money to throw away, Mrs.
Ludgate must go on the cheap days.
“Belle,” said her husband, “ready money’s a serious thing.”
“Yes, Leonard, but, when nothing else will be taken, you know, one can’t
do without it.”
“But, if one has not it, I tell you, one must do without it,” said
Leonard peevishly.
“Lord, Mr. Ludgate, if you have not it about you, can’t you send to
Cranbourne-alley, to Mr. Allen, for some for me? ‘Tis but a few guineas
I want; and ‘twould be a shame to miss such bargains as are to be had
for nothing, at Run and Raffle’s. And these cheap days are extraordinary
things. It can’t ruin any body to spend a guinea or two, once and away,
like other people.”
At the conclusion of her eloquent speech, Mrs. Ludgate rang the bell;
and, without waiting for any assent from her husband but silence, bade
the footman run to _the shop_, and desire Allen to send her ten guineas
immediately.
Mr. Ludgate looked sullen, whistled, and then posted himself at the
parlour window to watch for the ambassador’s return. “I wonder,”
continued Mrs. Ludgate, “I wonder, Leonard, that you let Allen leave you
so bare of cash of late! It is very disagreeable to be always sending
out of the house, this way, for odd guineas. Allen, I think, uses you
very ill; but I am sure I would not let him cheat me, if I was you.
Pray, when you gave up the business of the shop to him, was not you to
have half the profits for your good-will, and name, and all that!”
“Yes.”
“And little enough! But why don’t you look after Allen, then, and make
him pay us what he owes us?”
“I’ll see about it to-morrow, child.”
“About how much do you think is owing to us?” pursued Mrs. Ludgate.
“I can’t tell, ma’am.”
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