Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular TalesEdgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular Tales
Edgeworth, Maria
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Another time, his mother pointed out to him a man with terribly swollen
legs, and a red face blotched all over, lifted out of a fine coach by
two footmen in fine liveries. The man leaned upon a gold-headed cane,
after he was lifted from his carriage, and tried with his other hand to
take off his hat to a lady, who asked him how he did; but his hand shook
so much that, when he had got his hat off, he could not put it rightly
upon his head, and his footman put it on for him. The boys in the street
laughed at him. “Poor man!” said Ellen; “that is Squire L----, who, as
you heard the apothecary say, has drunk harder in his day than any
man that ever he knew; and this is what he has brought himself to by
drinking! All the physic in the apothecary’s shop cannot make him well
again! No; nor can his fine coach and fine footmen any more make him
easy or happy, poor man!”
George exclaimed, “I wonder how people can be such fools as to be
drunkards! I will never be a drunkard, mother; and now I know the reason
why you desired me not to drink the wine, when Mrs. Dolly used to say to
me, ‘Down with it, George dear, it will do ye no harm.’”
These circumstances made such an impression upon George that there was
no further occasion to watch him; he always pushed away the glass when
Mrs. Dolly filled it for him.
One day his mother said to him, “Now I can trust you to take care
of yourself, George, I shall not watch you. Mrs. Dolly is going to a
bowling-green tea-party this evening, and has asked you to go with her;
and I have told her you shall.”
George accordingly went with Mrs. Dolly to the bowling-green. The
company drank tea out of doors, in summer-houses. After tea, Mrs. Dolly
bid George go and look at the bowling-green; and George was very well
entertained with seeing the people playing at bowls; but when it grew
late in the evening, and when the company began to go away, George
looked about for Mrs. Dolly. She was not in the summer-house, where
they had drunk tea, nor was she any where upon the terrace round the
bowling-green; so he went to the public-house in search of her, and at
last found her standing at the bar with the landlady. Her face was very
red, and she had a large glass of brandy in her hand, into which the
landlady was pouring some drops, which she said were excellent for the
stomach.
Mrs. Dolly started so when she saw George, that she threw down half
her glass of brandy. “Bless us, child! I thought you were safe at the
bowling-green,” said she.
“I saw every body going away,” answered George; “so I thought it was
time to look for you, and to go home.”
“But before you go, my dear little gentleman,” said the landlady, “you
must eat one of these tarts, for my sake.” As she spoke, she gave George
a little tart: “and here,” added she, “you must drink my health too in
something good. Don’t be afraid, love; it’s nothing that will hurt you:
it’s very sweet and nice.”
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