Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular TalesEdgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 02: Popular Tales
Edgeworth, Maria
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“God forbid!” cried Mr. Hill; and he stopped short and settled his wig.
Presently recovering himself, he added, “But, Mrs. Hill, the cathedral
is not yet blown up; and our Phoebe is not yet married.”
“No: but what of that, Mr. Hill? Forewarned is forearmed, as I told you
before your dog was gone; but you would not believe me, and you see how
it turned out in that case; and so it will in this case, you’ll see, Mr.
Hill.”
“But you puzzle and frighten me out of my wits, Mrs. Hill,” said the
verger, again settling his wig. “_In that case and in this case!_ I
can’t understand a syllable of what you’ve been saying to me this half
hour. In plain English, what is there the matter about Phoebe’s gloves?”
“In plain English, then, Mr. Hill, since you can understand nothing
else, please to ask your daughter Phoebe who gave her those gloves.
Phoebe, who gave you those gloves?”
“I wish they were burnt,” said the husband, whose patience could endure
no longer. “Who gave you those cursed gloves, Phoebe?”
“Papa,” answered Phoebe, in a low voice, “they were a present from Mr.
Brian O’Neill.”
“The Irish glover,” cried Mr. Hill, with a look of terror.
“Yes,” resumed the mother; “very true, Mr. Hill, I assure you. Now, you
see, I had my reasons.”
“Take off the gloves directly: I order you, Phoebe,” said her father,
in his most peremptory tone. “I took a mortal dislike to that Mr. Brian
O’Neill the first time I ever saw him. He’s an Irishman, and that’s
enough, and too much for me. Off with the gloves, Phoebe! When I order a
thing, it must be done.”
Phoebe seemed to find some difficulty in getting off the gloves, and
gently urged that she could not well go into the cathedral without them.
This objection was immediately removed, by her mother’s pulling from
her pocket a pair of mittens, which had once been brown, and once been
whole, but which were now rent in sundry places; and which, having been
long stretched by one who was twice the size of Phoebe, now hung in huge
wrinkles upon her well-turned arms.
“But, papa,” said Phoebe, “why should we take a dislike to him because he
is an Irishman? Cannot an Irishman be a good man?”
The verger made no answer to this question, but a few seconds after it
was put to him, observed that the cathedral bell had just done ringing;
and, as they were now got to the church door, Mrs. Hill, with a
significant look at Phoebe, remarked that it was no proper time to talk
or think of good men, or bad men, or Irishmen, or any men, especially
for a verger’s daughter.
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