Tales and Novels — Volume 03: BelindaEdgeworth, Maria
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Tales and Novels — Volume 03: Belinda
Edgeworth, Maria
Courtship -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
The next morning, Sir Philip Baddely and Mr. Rochfort called at Lady
Delacour’s--Mr. Hervey was present--her ladyship was summoned to Mrs.
Franks, and Belinda was left with these gentlemen.
“Why, damme, Clary! you have been a lost man,” cried Sir Philip, “ever
since you were drowned. Damme, why did not you come to dine with us
that day, now I recollect it? We were all famously merry; but for your
comfort, Clarence, we missed you cursedly, and were damned sorry you
ever took that unlucky jump into the Serpentine river--damned sorry,
were not we, Rochfort?”
“Oh,” said Clarence, in an ironical tone, “you need no vouchers to
convince me of the reality of your sorrow. You know I can never forget
your jumping so courageously into the river, to save the life of your
friend.”
“Oh, pooh! damn it,” said Sir Philip, “what signifies who pulled you
out, now you are safe and sound? By-the-bye, Clary, did you ever quiz
that doctor, as I desired you? No, that I’m sure you didn’t; but I think
he has made a quiz of you: for, damme, I believe you have taken such a
fancy to the old quizzical fellow, that you can’t live without him. Miss
Portman, don’t you admire Hervey’s taste?”
“In this instance I certainly do admire Mr. Hervey’s taste,” said
Belinda, “for the best of all possible reasons, because it entirely
agrees with my own.”
“Very extraordinary, faith,” said Sir Philip.
“And what the devil can you find to like in him, Clary?” continued Mr.
Rochfort, “for one wouldn’t be so rude to put that question to a lady.
Ladies, you know, are never to be questioned about their likings and
dislikings. Some have pet dogs, some have pet cats: then why not a _pet
quiz?_”
“Ha! ha! ha! that’s a good one, Rochfort--a pet quiz!--Ha! ha! ha! Dr.
X---- shall be Miss Portman’s pet quiz. Put it about, put it about,
Rochfort,” continued the witty baronet, and he and his facetious
companion continued to laugh as long as they possibly could at this
happy hit.
Belinda, without being in the least discomposed by their insolent folly,
as soon as they had finished laughing, very coolly observed, that she
could have no objection to give her reasons for preferring Dr. X----‘s
company but for fear they might give offence to Sir Philip and his
friends. She then defended the doctor with so much firmness, and yet
with so much propriety, that Clarence Hervey was absolutely enchanted
with her, and with his own penetration in having discovered her real
character, notwithstanding her being Mrs. Stanhope’s niece.
“I never argue, for my part,” cried Mr. Rochfort: “‘pon honour, ‘tis a
deal too much trouble. A lady, a handsome lady, I mean, is always in the
right with me.”
“But as to you, Hervey,” said Sir Philip, “damme, do you know, my boy,
that our club has come to a determination to black-ball you, if you keep
company with this famous doctor?”
“Your club, Sir Philip, will do me honour by such an ostracism.”
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