Our hero was now giving his invention a prodigious quantity of
superfluous trouble; and upon this occasion, as upon most others, he was
more in danger from excess than deficiency of ingenuity: he was like the
man in the fairy tale, who was obliged to tie his legs lest he should
outrun the object of which he was in pursuit. The Scotch officer, though
his eyes were fixed on the letters PO’S., had none of the suspicions
which Phelim was counteracting; he was only considering how he could ask
for the third place in Sir John’s chaise during the next stage, as he
was in great haste to get to town upon particular business, and there
were no other horses at the inn. When he heard that the heavy baggage
was to go by the waggon, he took courage and made his request. It was
instantly granted by the good-natured Hibernian, who showed as much
hospitality about his chaise as if it had been his house. Away they
drove as fast as they could. Fresh dangers awaited him at the next
inn. He left his hat upon the table in the hall whilst he went into the
parlour, and when he returned, he heard some person inquiring what Irish
gentleman was there. Our hero was terribly alarmed, for he saw that
his hat was in the inquirers hand, and he recollected that the name of
Phelim O’Mooney was written in it. This the inquisitive gentleman did
not see, for it was written in no very legible characters on the leather
withinside of the front; but “F. Guest, hatter, Damestreet, Dublin,”
was a printed advertisement that could not be mistaken, and _that_ was
pasted within the crown. O’Mooney’s presence of mind did not forsake him
upon this emergency.
“My good sir,” said he, turning to Queasy, who, without hearing one word
of what was passing, was coming out of the parlour, with his own hat
and gloves in his hand; “My good sir,” continued he, loading him with
parcels, “will you have the goodness to see these put into my carriage?
Ill take care of your hat and gloves,” added O’Mooney, in a low voice.
Queasy surrendered his hat and gloves instantly, unknowing wherefore;
then squeezed forward with his load through the crowd, crying--“Waiter!
hostler! pray, somebody put these into Sir John Bull’s chaise.”
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