There was no withstanding all this; and whether our hero’s good-nature deceived him we shall not determine, but he thought it most prudent, as he could not get rid of Terence, to take him into his service, to let him into his secret, to make him swear that he would never utter the name of Phelim O’Mooney during the remainder of this day. Terence heard the secret of the bet with joy, entered into the jest with all the readiness of an Irishman, and with equal joy and readiness swore by the hind leg of the holy lamb that he would never mention, even to his own dog, the name of Phelim O’Mooney, Esq., good or bad, till past twelve o’clock; and further, that he would, till the clock should strike that hour, call his master Sir John Bull, and nothing else, to all men, women, and children, upon the floor of God’s creation. Satisfied with the fulness of this oath, O’Mooney resolved to return to town with his man Terence M’Dermod. He, however, contrived, before he got there, to make a practical bull, by which he was detected a fifth time. He got into the coach which was driving _from_ London instead of that which was driving _to_ London, and he would have been carried rapidly to Oxford, had not his man Terence, after they had proceeded a mile and a half on the wrong road, put his head down from the top of the coach, crying, as he looked in at the window, “Master, Sir John Bull, are you there? Do you know we’re in the wrong box, going to Oxford?” “Your master’s an Irishman, dare to say, as well as yourself,” said the coachman, as he let Sir John out. He walked back to Maidenhead, and took a chaise to town. It was six o’clock when he got to London, and he went into a coffee-house to dine. He sat down beside a gentleman who was reading the newspaper. “Any news to-day, sir?” The gentleman told him the news of the day, and then began to read aloud some paragraphs in a strong Hibernian accent. Our hero was sorry that he had met with another countryman; but he resolved to set a guard upon his lips, and he knew that his own accent could not betray him. The stranger read on till he came to a trial about a legacy which an old woman had left to her cats. O’Mooney exclaimed, “I hate cats almost as much as old women; and if I had been the English minister, I would have laid the _dog-tax_ upon cats.” “If you had been the _Irish_ minister, you mean,” said the stranger, smiling; “for I perceive now you are a countryman of my own.” “How can you think so, sir?” said O’Mooney: “you have no reason to suppose so from my accent, I believe.”