Mr. Owen ap Jones’s triumph over the little Irish plockit was nearly
complete, for the boy’s heart was almost broken, when there came to the
school a new scholar--oh, how unlike the others! His name was Edwards;
he was the son of a neighbouring Welsh gentleman; and he had himself the
spirit of a gentleman. When he saw how poor Dominick was persecuted, he
took him under his protection, fought his battles with the Welsh boys,
and, instead of laughing at him for speaking Irish, he endeavoured to
teach him to speak English. In his answers to the first question Edwards
ever asked him, little Dominick made two blunders, which set all his
other companions in a roar; yet Edwards would not allow them to be
genuine bulls.
In answer to the question, “Who is your father?” Dominick said, with a
deep sigh, “I have no father--I am an orphan[36]--I have only a mother.”
“Have you any brothers and sisters?”
“No; I wish I had; perhaps they would love me, and not laugh at me,”
said Dominick, with tears in his eyes; “but I have no brothers but
myself.”
One day Mr. Jones came into the schoolroom with an open letter in his
hand, saying, “Here, you little Irish plockit, here’s a letter from your
mother.”
The little Irish blockhead started from his form, and, throwing his
grammar on the floor, leaped up higher than he or any boy in the
school had ever been seen to leap before, and, clapping his hands, he
exclaimed, “A letter from my mother! And _will_ I hear the letter? And
_will_ I see her once more? And _will_ I go home these holydays? Oh,
then I will be too happy!”
“There’s no tanger of that,” said Mr. Owen ap Jones; “for your mother,
like a wise ooman, writes me here, that py the atvice of your cardian,
to oom she is coing to be married, she will not pring you home to
Ireland till I send her word you are perfect in your Enclish crammer at
least.”
“I have my lesson perfect, sir,” said Dominick, taking his grammar up
from the floor; “_will_ I say it now?”
“_Will_ I say it now? No, you plockit, no; and I will write your mother
word you have proke Priscian’s head four times this tay, since her
letter came. You Irish plockit!” continued the relentless grammarian,
“will you never learn the tifference between _shall_ and _will_? _Will_
I hear the letter, and _will_ I see her once more? What Enclish is this,
plockit?”
The Welsh boys all grinned, except Edwards, who hummed, loud enough to
be heard, two lines of the good old English song,
“And _will_ I see him once again?
And _will_ I hear him speak?”
Many of the boys were fortunately too ignorant to feel the force of the
quotation; but Mr. Owen ap Jones understood it, turned upon his heel,
and walked off. Soon afterwards he summoned Dominick to his awful desk;
and, pointing with his ruler to the following page in Harris’s Hermes,
bade him “reat it, and understant it, if he could.” Little Dominick
read, but could not understand.
“Then read it loud, you plockit.”
Dominick read aloud--
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