“Whoosh!” said one of the pounders, coming close to the postilion, and
pointing his thumb back towards the chaise. “Who have you in it?”
“Oh, you need not scruple, he’s a very honest man;--he’s only a man
from North Wales, one Mr. Evans, an innocent jantleman, that’s sent
over to travel up and down the country, to find is there any copper
mines in it.”
“How do you know, Larry?”
“Because I know very well, from one that was tould, and I _seen_ him
tax the man of the King’s Head with a copper half-crown at first
sight, which was only lead to look at, you’d think, to them that was
not skilful in copper. So lend me a knife, till I cut a linchpin out
of the hedge, for this one won’t go far.”
Whilst Larry was making the linchpin, all scruple being removed, his
question about St. Dennis and the rent was answered.
“Ay, it’s the rint, sure enough, we’re pounding out for him; for he
sent the driver round last night-was-eight days, to warn us Old Nick
would be down a’-Monday, to take a sweep among us; and there’s only
six clear days, Saturday night, before the assizes, sure: so we must
see and get it finished any way, to clear the presentment again’ the
swearing day, for he and Paddy Hart was the overseers themselves, and
Paddy is to swear to it.”
“St. Dennis, is it? Then you’ve one great comfort and security--that
he won’t be _particular_ about the swearing; for since ever he had his
head on his shoulders, an oath never stuck in St. Dennis’s throat,
more than in his own brother, Old Nick’s.”
“His head upon his shoulders!” repeated Lord Colambre. “Pray, did you
ever hear that St. Dennis’s head was off his shoulders?”
“It never was, plase your honour, to my knowledge.”
“Did you never, among your saints, hear of St. Dennis carrying his
head in his hand?” said Lord Colambre.
“The _rael_ saint!” said the postilion, suddenly changing his tone,
and looking shocked. “Oh, don’t be talking that way of the saints,
plase your honour.”
“Then of what St. Dennis were you talking just now?--Whom do you mean
by St. Dennis, and whom do you call Old Nick?”
“Old Nick,” answered the postilion, coming close to the side of the
carriage, and whispering,--“Old Nick, plase your honour, is our
nickname for one Nicholas Garraghty, Esq., of College-green, Dublin,
and St. Dennis is his brother Dennis, who is Old Nick’s brother in all
things, and would fain be a saint, only he’s a sinner. He lives just
by here, in the country, under-agent to Lord Clonbrony, as Old Nick is
upper-agent--it’s only a joke among the people, that are not fond of
them at all. Lord Clonbrony himself is a very good jantleman, if he
was not an absentee, resident in London, leaving us and every thing to
the likes of them.”
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