With this consolation, and with a “God speed you,” given to the
carman, Larry was driving off; but the carman called to him, and
pointed to a house, at the corner of which, on a high pole, was
swinging an iron sign of three horse-shoes, set in a crooked frame,
and at the window hung an empty bottle, proclaiming whiskey within.
“Well, I don’t care if I do,” said Larry; “for I’ve no other comfort
left me in life now. I beg your honour’s pardon, sir, for a minute,”
added he, throwing the reins into the carriage to Lord Colambre, as he
leaped down. All remonstrance and power of lungs to reclaim him were
vain! He darted into the whiskey-house with the carman--re-appeared
before Lord Colambre could accomplish getting out, remounted his seat,
and, taking the reins, “I thank your honour,” said he; “and I’ll bring
you into Clonbrony before it’s pitch-dark, though it’s nightfall, and
that’s four good miles, but ‘a spur in the head is worth two in the
heel.’”
Larry, to demonstrate the truth of his favourite axiom, drove off at
such a furious rate over great stones left in the middle of the road
by carmen, who had been driving in the gudgeons of their axletrees to
hinder them from lacing[9], that Lord Colambre thought life and limb
in imminent danger; and feeling that, at all events, the jolting and
bumping was past endurance, he had recourse to Larry’s shoulder, and
shook and pulled, and called to him to go slower, but in vain: at
last the wheel struck full against a heap of stones at a turn of the
road, the wooden linchpin came off, and the chaise was overset: Lord
Colambre was a little bruised, but glad to escape without fractured
bones.
“I beg your honour’s pardon,” said Larry, completely sobered; “I’m as
glad as the best pair of boots ever I see, to see your honour nothing
the worse for it. It was the linchpin, and them barrows of loose
stones, that ought to be fined any way, if there was any justice in
the country.”
“The pole is broke; how are we to get on?” said Lord Colambre.
“Murder! murder!--and no smith nearer than Clonbrony; nor rope even.
It’s a folly to talk, we can’t get to Clonbrony, nor stir a step
backward or forward the night.”
“What, then, do you mean to leave me all night in the middle of the
road?” cried Lord Colambre, quite exasperated.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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