“Grace, my girl!” said her uncle, “I’m glad to see you’ve got up your
spirits again, though you were not to be bride’s-maid. Well, I hope
you’ll be bride soon--I’m sure you ought to be--and you should think
of rewarding that poor Mr. Salisbury, who plagues me to death,
whenever he can catch hold of me, about you. He must have our
definitive at last, you know, Grace.”
A silence ensued, which neither Miss Nugent nor Lord Colambre seemed
able or willing to break.
“Very good company, faith, you three!--One of ye asleep, and the other
two saying nothing, to keep one awake. Colambre, have you no Dublin
news? Grace, have you no Buxton scandal? What was it Lady Clonbrony
told us you’d tell us, about the oddness of Miss Broadhurst’s settling
her marriage? Tell me that, for I love to hear odd things.”
“Perhaps you will not think it odd,” said she. “One evening--but I
should begin by telling you that three of her admirers, besides Sir
Arthur Berryl, had followed her to Buxton, and had been paying their
court to her all the time we were there; and at last grew impatient
for her decision.”
“Ay, for her definitive!” said Lord Clonbrony. Miss Nugent was put out
again, but resumed.
“So one evening, just before the dancing began, the gentlemen were
all standing round Miss Broadhurst; one of them said, ‘I wish Miss
Broadhurst would decide--that whoever she dances with to-night should
be her partner for life: what a happy man he would be!’
“‘But how can I decide?’ said Miss Broadhurst.
“‘I wish I had a friend to plead for me!’ said one of the suitors,
looking at me.
“‘Have you no friend of your own?’ said Miss Broadhurst.
“‘Plenty of friends,’ said the gentleman.
“‘Plenty!--then you must be a very happy man,’ replied Miss
Broadhurst. ‘Come,’ said she, laughing, ‘I will dance with that man
who can convince me that he has, near relations excepted, one true
friend in the world! That man who has made the best friend, I dare
say, will make the best husband!’
“At that moment,” continued Miss Nugent, “I was certain who would
be her choice. The gentlemen all declared at first that they had
abundance of excellent friends--the best friends in the world! but
when Miss Broadhurst cross-examined them, as to what their friends
had done for them, or what they were willing to do, modern friendship
dwindled into a ridiculously small compass. I cannot give you the
particulars of the cross-examination, though it was conducted with
great spirit and humour by Miss Broadhurst; but I can tell you the
result--that Sir Arthur Berryl, by incontrovertible facts, and
eloquence warm from the heart, convinced every body present that he
had the best friend in the world; and Miss Broadhurst, as he finished
speaking, gave him her hand, and he led her off in triumph--So
you see, Lord Colambre, you were at last the cause of my friend’s
marriage!”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account