Count O’Halloran was too polite to deny his acquaintance with a lady
who challenged it by thus naming him; but he had not the slightest
recollection of her, though it seems he had met her on the stairs
when he visited Lady Dashfort at Killpatricks-town. Lord Colambre was
“indeed _undeniably an old acquaintance_:” and as soon as she had
recovered from her first natural start and vulgar exclamation, she
with very easy familiarity hoped “my Lady Clonbrony, and my Lord, and
Miss Nugent, and all her friends in the family, were well;” and said,
“she did not know whether she was to congratulate his lordship or not
upon Miss Broadhurst, my Lady Berryl’s marriage, but she should soon
have to hope for his lordship’s congratulations for another marriage
in _her_ present family--Lady Isabel to Colonel Heathcock, who was
come in for a large _portion_, and they are buying the wedding
clothes--sights of clothes--and the di’monds, this day; and Lady
Dashfort and my Lady Isabel sent me especially, sir, to you, Mr.
Reynolds, and to tell you, sir, before any body else; and to hope the
cheese _come_ safe up again at last; and to ask whether the Iceland
moss agrees with your chocolate, and is palatable? it’s the most
_diluent_ thing upon the universal earth, and the most _tonic_ and
fashionable--the Duchess of Torcaster takes it always for breakfast,
and Lady St. James too is quite a convert, and I hear the Duke of V***
takes it too.”
“And the devil may take it too, for any thing that I care,” said old
Reynolds.
“Oh, my dear, dear sir! you are so refractory a patient.”
“I am no patient at all, ma’am, and have no patience either: I am as
well as you are, or my Lady Dashfort either, and hope, God willing,
long to continue so.”
Mrs. Petito smiled aside at Lord Colambre, to mark her perception of
the man’s strangeness. Then, in a cajoling voice, addressing herself
to the old gentleman, “Long, long, I hope, to continue so, if Heaven
grants my daily and nightly prayers, and my Lady Dashfort’s also. So,
Mr. Reynolds, if the ladies’ prayers are of any avail, you ought to be
purely, and I suppose ladies’ prayers have the precedence in efficacy.
But it was not of prayers and death-bed affairs I came commissioned to
treat--but of weddings my diplomacy was to speak: and to premise my
Lady Dashfort would have come herself in her carriage, but is hurried
out of her senses, and my Lady Isabel could not in proper modesty; so
they sent me as their _double_, to hope you, my dear Mr. Reynolds,
who is one of the family relations, will honour the wedding with your
presence.”
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